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Chapters: 8/8 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Allison Argent/Scott McCall, Vernon Boyd/Erica Reyes, Cora Hale/Isaac Lahey, Implied future possible Sheriff Stilinski/Phoenix (the drag queen) Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall, Sheriff Stilinski, Ensemble, Danny Māhealani, Phoenix (the drag queen) Additional Tags: Future Fic, Canon handwavey, Failtastic courting, Oblivious Stiles, Poor Bambi, Awkward Boners, Scent Marking, Camaros used as phallic symbols, And THAT is canon, Stiles vomits in chapter 4, The vomiting is brief, public sexytimes, First Time Series: Part 1 of Badly Timed Boners Summary:
Suddenly, Derek is everywhere, and not just in that creepy, Edward Cullen, I'm-gonna-stalk-around-and-lurk-broodingly way. Stiles doesn't know what's up with that, but he's pretty sure there's only one conclusion to be reached.
We're all going to fucking die.










