Oct 25, 2025
You know. As a bait.
Eelai: I have an idea how to make a trap to catch Alita!
Nova: Yes?
Eelai: But the trap requires you to be tied up.
Nova:
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You know. As a bait.
Eelai: I have an idea how to make a trap to catch Alita!
Nova: Yes?
Eelai: But the trap requires you to be tied up.
Nova:
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Eelai: That’s the problem! I never learned how to deal with perverts. I never had to, I was always the worst one in the room.
Saw this meme and thought about Eelai
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Ido being captured by Nova and Eelai
Ido: Alita! Save me!
Alita: Do they hurt you?
Ido: Worse. They're into me!
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Nova: Because of you I developed this new weird kink!
Eelai: No, you had it first and it passed on me!
Nova: You were first!
Eelai: You were first!
hostage Ido: *praying they'll keep arguing long enough for Alita to come and save him from whatever this new weird kink is*
Do you think Nova is a flan purist or he'll take any flan resembling dessert too
(also made this meme awhile ago but forgot to post)
There are such options
He literally only eats flan and other desserts are offence. Or desserts that are similar to flan but aren't a flan are offence.
He likes desserts that reminds him of flan
He likes sweet stuff in general, it's just flan that drives his senses crazy is his fav
Also is he a trash who eats even the most trash low quality desserts, like, "will eat anything", or only high quality ones
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(guess my headcanon, at least for the URM fic I'm working on, is option 3)
Eelai's fav month
Eelai: Professor, it's this time! IT'S KINKTOBER!
Nova, whose perception of time is screwed up because he's over 300 years old: Uh, wasn't that like, a month ago
Eelai: I have such a cool prompt list! C'mon it'll be fun! *waves from the bed*
Nova: Meh I'm busy, wait for the next one
Eelai: B-but... that would be next year...