I just yelled “outlaw country” at my dad.

My toothbrush went in my nose.

But I am super serious and can type without errors. Because I am amazeballs. 

To continue from the last time i was fucked up, i’m totes demisexual. Like I would fuck a cartoon character that I cared about, but not a random person. Like I was on a porn tag, but not aroused. But if it was like Tadashi or Ira Gamagori or Korra or Asami, then hell yeah I would be into that. I’m attached to cartoons, not real people. OKay now that is the vodka talking.

But its true. I hope that maybe I’ll be able to date a real girl. I’ve never done that before. I’ve loved a girl in high school, and fingered one twice until she came, but I’ve never dated one. It would be nice.