[On the League chat]

Edwin: btw Xena has xmas gifts for us

Juan (Ed's roommate): WHAT? why, can she even do that yet?

Edwin: Why wouldn't she be able to?

Juan: Is she a high enough level in league?

[on the League chat]

Edwin: So, are you going to Midnight Breakfast?

Janelle: Yeah, sure- I'll go if you're going.

Edwin: LET'S GOOO!

Janelle: lol, well when is it?

Janelle: Alright, so, we get Em some choco-

Ashley: Oh, I know what to get her!

Janelle: What?

Ashley: Condoms!!

Janelle: No, that's just... messed up.

[Later on, dinner between Edwin, Janelle, and Ashley]

Janelle: So, we bought Em a box of chocolates.

Edwin: You know what would have been perfect?

Janelle: What?

Edwin: A box of condoms!!

Patrick: Man, I've got a thing for Ahri.

Janelle: She's part fox.

Patrick: Yeah, but- she's so hot!

Janelle: She's a furry.

Ashley and Edwin: [signing] In the jungle, the mighty jungle...

Ashley: Your death will come tonight!!! [laughing maniacally]

[Janelle and Edwin stare]

Edwin: [continues playing] Or... the lion sleeps tonight. Either or.