TV and what?!
Daniel P.: Iβve got a beautiful 68-inch screen. And Iβm gonna go home and watch porn and play League... wait... Iβve never watched porn on my TV... wait... I should totally do that.
James: What have you been doing with your life?

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TV and what?!
Daniel P.: Iβve got a beautiful 68-inch screen. And Iβm gonna go home and watch porn and play League... wait... Iβve never watched porn on my TV... wait... I should totally do that.
James: What have you been doing with your life?

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Crap...
The Final Exam...
[everyone is taking a test] *phone* Iβm at a payphone, trying to call home all of my change I spent on you...
Dan: Oh shit.
- where has the time gone -
Professor: Is that your phone?
-Baby itβs all wrong-
Dan: My alarm for todayβs exam.
-Where are the plans we made for two-
Professor: Is it going to shut off?
Dan: No.
*louder* Iβm at a payphone-!
Class is laughing...
Laptop...
Esau: Is anyone here good with computers?
Sasha: Mac or PC?
Esau: Laptop
Sasha: What operating system?
Esau: Windows 8
Chris: Nigga...
Chris: She just asked you, "Mac or PC"?
Chris: And you said "Laptop"...
Leaguers and Christmas
[On the League chat]
Edwin: btw Xena has xmas gifts for us
Juan (Ed's roommate): WHAT? why, can she even do that yet?
Edwin: Why wouldn't she be able to?
Juan: Is she a high enough level in league?
Juan: ... OH YOU MEANT REAL LIFE
Midnight Breakfast
[on the League chat]
Edwin: So, are you going to Midnight Breakfast?
Janelle: Yeah, sure- I'll go if you're going.
Edwin: LET'S GOOO!
Janelle: lol, well when is it?
Edwin: Someone always asks this once a year.

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Christmas Gifts
Janelle: Alright, so, we get Em some choco-
Ashley: Oh, I know what to get her!
Janelle: What?
Ashley: Condoms!!
Janelle: No, that's just... messed up.
[Later on, dinner between Edwin, Janelle, and Ashley]
Janelle: So, we bought Em a box of chocolates.
Edwin: You know what would have been perfect?
Janelle: What?
Edwin: A box of condoms!!
Ashley: I KNEW IT!!
Sex Talk...
Edwin: So, I was with my girlfriend this weekend and I was tired and kinda sick and I kinda started it...
Janelle: Oh, God... you poor bastard.
Edwin: [laughs] Well... not really. But yeah, I was kinda falling asleep in the middle of it.
Janelle: You were what?! [laughing]
Edwin: [laughs] Yeah, I dreamt that I was at West making jungle juice with Matt and Derbs and then I woke up and went 'Oh, right I was supposed to be doing something'. I didn't actually say that.
Janelle: I know. [laughing hysterically] [shaking her head] You fell asleep!
Edwin: Hey, at least I got her across the finish line. Swag.
Janelle: [laughing] Wait, wait, wait... Did you?
Edwin: No, fuck that I was too tired.
While on Tumblr...
[Janelle trying to auto-reblog]
Janelle: [thinking] Which button auto-reblogs again? Q, W, or E?
Janelle: [looks at keyboard] Fuck my life.
Talking About League Champions...
Patrick: Man, I've got a thing for Ahri.
Janelle: She's part fox.
Patrick: Yeah, but- she's so hot!
Janelle: She's a furry.
Patrick: I'm Japanese.
While playing League...
Ashley and Edwin: [signing] In the jungle, the mighty jungle...
Ashley: Your death will come tonight!!! [laughing maniacally]
[Janelle and Edwin stare]
Edwin: [continues playing] Or... the lion sleeps tonight. Either or.
Janelle: [shakes head and silently judges]

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Shit My Friends Say
Dave: My boss' wife can't spell. So, he's scrabble-cheating on his wife with me. I'm the other woman! Janelle: Aww, Davy.