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Edgar: Thurston only got to have such a reputation of being one of the best students in the Junior Conductor Academy because I was gracious enough to drop out years before he even hatched
Trevor: Ha! You didn’t drop out! You were expelled!
Edgar: …
Edgar: *scoffs* Old man… *storms off*
Trevor: I’m not that much older than you! I’m only 4 years older than you!
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Boris: I'll beat up Edgar if you lecture Aldric on responsibility.
Thurston: ... Deal.
[Up Misty Mountain]
Annie: *walks up the mountain* Hey guys!
Sonny and Thurston: Hello Annie!
Annie: Mr. Conductor, are you really taking Mr. Thurston hostage? Edgar says you are
Thurston: *not at all tied up or restrained in any way* Sort of. We’re trying to get Edgar over here, Howard said that it’s finally my turn for revenge
Sonny: I’m gonna kick that mother fucker in the balls!! It’s long overdue, and I need to do it here in wild territory
Annie: Ooh! Can I join?
Thurston: Sure, I don’t see why not! Come on and join us!
(Annie sits down to join them)
Annie: You sounded like you’ve gone crazy back there Mr. Conductor
Thurston: *momentary panic* Sonny, did you take your meds this morning?
Sonny: I did. Why?
Thurston: *sighs* That’s a relief…
Annie: So what do we do now?
Sonny: We wait for that bastard to come up here, and fuck him up!
(Some minutes later, Edgar still not going anywhere)
Edgar: Come on, Sonny!! See reason!!
Annie: Wow, he actually cares about you?
Thurston: Nah, he’s more worried about his image. Not doing anything when your younger brother is being held hostage is not a good look. Don’t know why he bothers though when he’s a shit dad and older brother…
Annie: Ah.
Sonny: Come on up here and challenge me, bitch!!
Edgar: Sonny-
Sonny: RAAAAAAAHH!
Thurston: Just get your butt up here and get it over with!!
Edgar: Okay! Okay!
(Edgar climbs up the mountain)
Edgar: Okay! I’m here now! Now do us all a favour and stop acting like a complete psych-
(Sonny and Annie immediately kick him in the crotch)
Edgar: *on the ground, groaning in pain* uhhhh…
Sonny: I feel better now!
Thurston: That’s good
Annie: Woo hoo!!! Again!!
Thurston: Nope. *grabs both Sonny and Annie and starts dragging them away* You two had your fun
Edgar: *points at a mountain* That’s where Sonny took Thurston. To the very top of misty mountain
Sonny: *holding Thurston ‘hostage’* Come on fool!
Sonny: Come on. Get spanked.
[Human AU; at Elizabeth’s house]
Edgar: Thor!
Thurston: *knows that Edgar is calling him, but is purposely not responding, continuing to fix the fence* …
Howard: You know damn well that he does not respond to that nickname!
Edgar: *ignores Howard* THOR!! Get your ass over here!
Elizabeth: *from inside the house* Edgar! Don’t swear at your brother! And stop using that nickname you know he hates it!
Edgar: THOR!! COME HERE NOW!!
Thurston: *flips the bird at Edgar* Make me!
Edgar: Why you-
Elizabeth: *steps outside* Edgar Truman! Stop calling your brother ‘Thor’ when you know he doesn’t like that nickname! You are too old for petty and immature behaviour like disrespecting others’ boundaries!
Edgar: Sorry…
Howard: I tried to stop him Mum!
Elizabeth: I know Howie… Rusty, do you want some water?
Thurston: Sure, I won’t say no to that, Mum! *goes over*
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Edgar: [being Edgar, thus deserving of death]
Boris, to Thurston: Just give me the word, and I'll sic my deranged girls on him.
Thurston: ...
Thurston: The word.
Boris: HONEY! BABY GIRL! I HAVE A TREAT FOR YOU-
[Human AU.]
Edgar: [being horrible to Thurston]
Boris, furious: Dolores.
Dolores: Yes, honey?
Boris: You have my permission to commit murder.
Dolores: [laughs merrily and draws two swords]
Edgar: Wait, where did you get that-
[As Kids; during the fateful, ruined 11th Birthday Party: Part 2]
Thurston: *sniffs and nods* Okay… we can try…
Tucker: *now stomping on the ground* I want a prezzie NOW!!
Cedrick: Tucker, No!!
Edgar: Just one-
Elizabeth: No, and that’s is final!! Go gather at the table, and let Thurston blow out the candles on what is left of his birthday cake.
(Everyone gathers at the table as Elizabeth starts to light the candles she had put on, and before Thurston could blow them out, Tucker crawls onto the table and blows them out for him)
Nadine: Aww, so sweet of you to let him do that Thurston!
Thurston: *stares at Tucker in shock, unsure of what to say* …
Elizabeth: Tucker! Those candles weren’t for you to blow out! *starts to relight the candles* here you go, Rusty
Thurston: *about to blow the candles*
Tucker: *blows them out again, and squeals with enjoyment as he claps his hands* Yay!! Again! Again!!
Cedrick: *moves to pick up Tucker* Nope, no again! Get over here, and be a good boy and let your uncle blow the candles out on his cake
Tucker: No! *stands up and starts moving away, kicking the whole cake over onto the floor in the process* Oopsie…
Sonny: *looks at Edgar* What the fuck, man?!
Nadine: Don’t be mad at him, it was just an accident!
Mr. Pteranodon: *looks at Edgar and Nadine* Even so, control your crotch gremlin!!
Edgar: Who do you think you are to talk to my wife like that?!
Mr. Pteranodon: Someone who’s not an arrogant, stuck up asshole!
(Thurston starts crying, before anyone could go to comfort him, he immediately runs to his bedroom and slams the door behind him, Edgar and Nadine both look clueless as they notice all the other parents glaring at them, the other kids rush to go check on Thurston)
Edgar: Why are you looking at us like that?
Arthur: Gee, I don’t know? Maybe because you ruined our baby brother’s birthday!!
Avery: This isn’t even the only birthday party this year you allowed your kid to wreak havoc! We all ignored it because the worst he did was cry because he didn’t get to blow out the candles, but to allow it to go to this extent?! By letting him have a slice of Thurston’s cake, and to blow out his candles, not once, but twice?! Then to let him run on the table and knock what’s left of it onto the floor? Shameful!
Cedrick: You didn’t even give your brother a proper apology!
Edgar: Come on! Tucker’s still a baby!
(Almost all of the other grown ups start yelling at Edgar how it’s not an excuse for such behaviour, and how he has been a lousy older brother, and guest)
Eliza: My sister’s kids never acted like that when they were his age! All 6 of them, and she’s a single mother! What’s your excuse?!
Grandma Pteranodon: Same! Sort of… None of my 3 kids did either!
Arthur: My 3 kids would never even think about it!
Cedrick: Not a single one of you 9 boys did anything like this either! You all knew better! You’re way too lenient on that boy!!
Edgar: Mum! Come on! You must understand that Tucker doesn’t know any better!
Elizabeth: *glares at Edgar* You’re right, he doesn’t.
Edgar: See-
Elizabeth: -And that’s because you never taught him better. You need to take your family, and leave.
Tucker: Prezzie! Prezzie!
Edgar: Mum-
Cedrick: *losing his patience* Get out, before I call the Safety Bureau to drag your ass out!
(Edgar and Nadine take Tucker and leave in a huff, grumbling about things, not even apologizing for their and their son’s behaviour)
Elizabeth: Everyone, please take your gifts back, bring them back another day. I know Thurston, and he won’t be in the mood to want to open a single one when he eventually comes out, the party’s been cancelled as well
(The grown ups starts gathering the presents that are on the table, but all look hesitant, Timothy and Merlin go to the main table to help with the cleanup)
Merlin: Rusty won’t drown his sorrows in cleaning, if he doesn’t have anything to clean
Timothy: Shut up
Grandma Pteranodon: How about we reschedule the party? Just not invite Edgar and his family
Elizabeth: I’m not sure if Thurston will even want to… at least not after today
Eliza: He should still be able to enjoy his birthday presents, just on a later date
Timothy: *wiping down the floor* Mum… let his friends reschedule the party for him. We both know he won’t want to reschedule it after what happened today!
Cedrick: Let your brother calm down and sleep on it *looks at his older sons, Grandma Pteranodon and Eliza* sorry for what happened
Grandma Pteranodon: It’s not your fault
(Eliza and Grandma Pteranodon go to pick up the kids)
Grandma Pteranodon: Parker/Colin, time to go
Eliza: Sonny, Luna, time to pack up and go home for the day. Party’s been cancelled.
Mr. Pteranodon: Mom! We can’t go yet! Rust-
Grandma Pteranodon: His parents want everyone to leave right now, they’ll have to reschedule the party for another day
Mr. Pteranodon: Okay
(Mr. Pteranodon presses himself against the door)
Mr. Pteranodon: We’ll break his fucking legs for you Rusty! We’ll avenge you!!!
Thurston: *opens the door just a crack* Please don’t.
Sonny: Still wanna come with us to the Big Pond tomorrow?
Thurston: Yeah…
Sonny: Great, see you tomorrow morning. Hope your day gets better
Brittany: I know everyone else is leaving, but can I stay? We can’t still play together
Arthur: Britt. Let your uncle hide for the rest of the day, he’s had a very rough day today
Brittany: Okay
[Part 1]
