#edgar!!!

HES SO CUTE I LOVE HIM

A loose depiction of a hallucination i had while high or the edible iguana sea (el Mar Iguana) so it started with me lying down after having an enlightening “conversation” (more of an interrogation because they were unwilling and uninterested) with @moongoddessmizuki, so i went to lie down because talking was hard, and i started to feel like i was underwater, it actually felt like there was water over my face, and then everything became brighter. like when you put your face just below the surface of pool water. i look up and SURPRISE! i’m at a beach somewhere with that hoe and she nods at me like “yes, this is what you’re seeing and you should be afraid” but i don’t freak out because it was very pretty. so i turn over and my hair (which is longer now?) comes into view and i’m like “oh no how long has it been?” so i turn over again, reach down to get my phone from my pockets, and i feel my butt for it (it was not there) but my jeans felt wet and slimey. and of course, i’m a mermaid now. so this lasts until i fall asleep because peaceful, then we leave my friend’s house and walk for sober to no avail.  

No, you haven’t seen me wearing pajamas.

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