#edddy

The art I did for my monthly patreon stream!

Hey everybody!  The first chapter of Carnal Cabernet is now ALIVE on Ao3.

Here’s the link: CC Chapter One  

edd in a very large jacket that probably doesn’t belong to him

Wh...........

Oh please! What kind of evidence did you base that off of? What, the internet? Was it Wikipedia, might I ask? Oh, oh my, I am quite amused that you use the entire idea of "evidence," or the notion of a "conclusion" that I have amorous feelings for my best friend?

I find this rich! Now, I don't know you, and therefore will not form an opinion on you, but either your chemisty is inaccurate, or the signs have been read incorrectly. Eddy and I are best friend, and, ahem, not anything more than best friends! I, of course, am flattered that such an idea even occured to you, but I can assure you, my feelings or amorosity you are detecting may possibly are mistaken for my often animosity at the boy?

Believe me, I for one would never allow myself to fall for such a silly boy! No matter how cool his slicked back hair is, or how heartwarming his smile is, or even how he's willing to share anything with me — no, none of that even fazes me! I am his friend of all friends, and that is a title much above any romantic partnership!

Besides, don't you think that even if I ever did feel that way, I would, you know....

At least be brave enough to tell him?

Or would I be so unaware of it, that the thought would never even occur to me until it was mentioned so bluntly?

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No matter, this is a preposterous idea. I am not in love with my best friend.