Record of Ragnarok Incorrect Quote #45
Mother vs MAMA!!!
Hera wants to fight Eve to prove she’s the ‘only’ top dog around Valhalla when to comes to motherhood… her first big mistake, especially because she did so by insulting Mama Eve’s babies…
Hera (Sits down waiting for Eve to show): …
Eve (Storms in after breaking the door down, frowning at Hera): …
Hera (Grins seeing Eve): Finally, you showed your face!
Hera proceeds to charge at Eve as both proceed to fight each other bare handed, both causing much damage to their surroundings as they fight
Ares (To Eve’s children): What took you guys so long?
YD!Y/N (Tired): It takes ages… to get anywhere… on these legs (Referring to her height)
Cain: Are you guys here to stop the fight?
Ares: Yeah-
Hermes (Smiles): At first, but then we realized we’d probably get annihilated trying so… (Takes out popcorn bucket) want some?
Aphrodite (Giggles):
ED!Y/N, Cain, Able and YD!Y/N (All look at Hermes, Ares and Aphrodite as if they’re utter idiots):
Hera and Eve are still fighting
Hera (Overconfident): You fight well, Eve, but as the Goddess of marriage, childbirth and motherhood, I’ve trained my whole life for this moment! Let me show you my power! (Powers up a deadly blast of energy from her palm) Hah! (Shoots it at Eve causing a huge explosion)
The dust clears revealing Eve unharmed, minus her hand as it’s slightly smoking, revealing she blocked Hera’s blast with just her bare hand!
Hera (Shocked): Impossible! How?!
Eve (Serious): I went through and endured the most grueling training upon all throughout Helheim, Midgard and Valhalla!
Hera (Angry): Which goddess taught you?! Was it Parvati?! Was it Isis!? Or was it… (glares) Rhea…!
Eve (Glares): None! It was the way of life itself! I’ve raised not just 4 children and my husband, but all of humanity! (charges at Hera)
Every Goddess of Motherhood, Fertility, Childbirth, Marriage and Family (Feel a chill run down their spine seeing Eve easily beat up Hera, one of the strongest goddess of them): . . .
Hermes, Ares and Aphrodite watch in shock while ED!Y/N, Cain, Able and YD!Y/N can only watch in pride as their mama Eve proceeds to beat Hera until she falls to the ground, clearly incredibly exhausted, meanwhile Eve only has a few scratches on herself and doesn’t look the least bit tired at all, in fact she looks even more pumped to keep fighting Hera!
Adam (Sees the whole fight go down, sighs dreamily): My wife is so perfect ♥️
These Goddesses of Marriage, Families, Motherhood and Children ain’t got SHIT on MAMA EVE! She’s the OG of Motherhood!! I 110% believe Mama Eve is a secret badass if push comes to shove when it comes to her babies and I WILL DIE ON THAT HILL IN MY BELIEF IN HER!!! Also @luxthestrange I’m BACK!!
