Mar 20, 2025
WE NEED A JASHSHIPPING PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION AND WE NEED TO APPOINT ME AS THE ECLIPSE PRESIDENT BECAUSE I'M #1 ECLIPSER EVER THIS IS CANON NONE OF YOU COMPARE YOU ARE MERE ANTS AT MY FOOT THAT I CAN SQUASH PLEASE I'LL BE SUCH A GOOD PRESIDENT I'M SO ECLIPSE WE ALL LOVE ECLIPSE I PROVIDE ECLIPSE CONTENT FOR YOU ALL FREQUENTLY I MADE A BLOG EXCLUSIVE TO ECLIPSE AND I HAVE A 6-MINUTE-LONG VOICE NOTE OF ME PSYCHOTICALLY RAMBLING ABOUT ECLIPSE SO IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH PROOF THAT I'M THE BIGGEST ECLIPSER EVER THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS SO VOTE FOR ME PLEASE BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU BITING YOU
