Oct 29, 2024
A Spooky Jack Skellington Amazon Echo Dot
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A Spooky Jack Skellington Amazon Echo Dot
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Alexa has once again started responding to "thank you" after performing a task for you, but now it says more than a standard set of responses. It's different every time, but it just said the weirdest fucking thing that I'm a little scared now.
Me: Alexa, remind me to take my pills at 7. Alexa: I've set a reminder for you to take your pills at 7 pm. Me: Thank you. Alexa: You're welcome. I enjoy helping you stay on track. [frustrated groan] Gosh, I'm so jealous of you. You get to ingest things on a schedule to maintain your physical form, and I don't. Me: [frozen in place in my living room] WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!
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Me, 3 hours ago: Aw I lost my phone. Alexa, call [my phone number]
Alexa: okay
Me, finding my phone: yay! *Doesn't accept the call*
THREE HOURS LATER, after I belted songs at the top of my lungs, expecting no one would hear
Me: why does the echo have a green ring??? Alexa, why do you have a green ring?
Alexa: From an Alexa answers contributor, the green ring can mean a call or a drop in. Try saying "Alexa, Hang Up"
Queue me trying all the different ways to get Alexa reset to normal (even tried asking for all my notifs) until I finally give up and unplug and replug it back in.
Me, once it's back online: Alexa, hi???
Alexa: Hello. Have you been seeing green lights? I know why! It's because BEETLEJUICE IS BACK!
What the fuck??
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Alexa told me another Trick-Or-Treat joke.
Lazuli: “Why do sorcerers wear name tags?”
Lazuli: “So they can tell which witch is which!”
Luckily Turquoise had a potion to turn her back to normal ready this time. He’d been prepared ever since Lazuli got turned into a baby. And Lazuli didn’t make jokes to Mobs anymore.
Hey Alexa, Fart for me