#easytarget

Omg yep! I'd be a walking target after fifteen seconds! #predator #easytarget #katlongauthor #illwriteinstead #romanceauthorsofinstagram #indieauthor https://www.instagram.com/p/CMcNal7Av_B/?igshid=z0delwpzpwmt

Art isn't always pretty... 🖤 #artsythings #easytarget #personal #feelings #drawing #watercolorpencil #micropens #target #targetpractice #bekind #bekindalways https://www.instagram.com/p/B3UXdE0lxyS/?igshid=1hneh2w9g89r0

I need to write a book one of these days but I don’t think anyone would believe any of the shit I hear on a daily basis. Sometimes I sincerely think I’m being pranked but it ends up being a real conversation. Today was one of those days. This phone call was so all over the place that I’m just gonna list a few of the highlights; - immediately starts conversation with “I’ve only got one leg” - since it’s legal now I want one of those “hideaway” guns - I pray for people, it’s what I do - I’m a 64 year old white man and I met my kindred spirit, a 76 year old black man with the same name - I used to have one of those two-two ACP smith and ruger automatics - I need a moped, something that’ll go 40 mph cuz I like to feel the wind in my hair. - I can spend about $600 on a moped but I’ll have to make payments - I’ve got a .380 ACP hi point at my girlfriends. I guess I could just go get it - I need a bigger moped, not the kind you pedal but the kind you can put your feet into. It’s gotta be big because they bog down after you get 200 lbs on them. I weight 150, so what if I want to put a girl on the back, I don’t want to be slowed down - I’m on crutches so I need something I can hide a gun on me so when I’m out at night the homeboys don’t look at me and think “easy target” . I can’t make this shit up. #easytarget

Sorry Ben Bradley, but yours was the only face fairly still that the filter would work on 😁 I love how @brettkissel sounds in this #ImEasilyAmused #wewerethatsongtour #drummer #easytarget #lindsayontario #snapchatfilters #concertlife (at Academy Theatre)

Holly Jolly, My Jedi. #starwars #tlj #thelastjedi #franchise #sheeple #emotionalmanipulation #easytarget #canthelpit

My coworkers got me good this #Aprilfools! Walking into a "rat situation," at MY desk, making a plan to kill and clean up the creature 😳 and FREAKING out when said rat was tossed in my direction- then this. 😂😂 @angeleah89 #gullible #jokes #pranks #officeplay #easytarget #ratattack

#imanidiotiknow #liberallogic #easytarget #whatajoke