#dyingdreams

 I’m on top of a skyscraper with two guys, just hanging out shooting the shit.  One of them says, “I bet you could jump to the other building, it’s so close.”

So I get up and look at the gap between the two buildings, and see that it is indeed very possible to jump to the adjacent building.

I’m standing very close to the edge, so both guys freak out and tell me to get away..but I tell them to not worry, “I’ll make it, don’t stress!”

I go to jump, but my legs do not work right, and instead of making a very simple, short jump, I fall.

It is a very long way down.  I’m terrified.  I keep my eyes closed, because I do not want to see the ground before I hit.

It feels like forever, and I still haven’t hit ground..

..I’m still falling with my eyes tightly shut, and I think, “This is it.  I’m going to die.  There is nothing I can do to stop this..” 

I accepted my fate. 

The ground still has not come, so I decided to very slightly open one eye, and if I see the ground, I’ll quickly close it again.

Hi, it is I Wubby-Mun!