#dwarfonmission

#newredbowl omg this bento box filled mama and I up. The food is amazing and reasonable amount of money for this big of no of food. #stuffeddwarf no I didn't finish it, I left most the rice. #dwarfonmission #dwarfhardatwork #dwarfbecrazy #ltgettingold #funnydwarf #dwarfforhire #dwarftoohot #Letsdothis #dwarfunderconstruction #elfbacktowork #elfbecrazy #hohoho #thankyoumama (at New Red Bowl Asian Bistro) https://www.instagram.com/p/BriaQaWhHEvjIVdJrGm32WBMxSmJwyfP45AdLM0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=t47qkzwqdduc

@vancityreynolds @mikesharderlemonade #deadpool2 #mikesharderlemonade it's time to unwind, watch some flash on Netflix and have a Mike's harder lemonade. Life is good. #dwarfonmission #dwarfhardatwork #dwarfbecrazy #ltgettingold #funnydwarf #dwarfforhire #dwarftoohot #Letsdothis #dwarfunderconstruction #BlkSheepRadio (at Athens, Georgia)

#crunchdwarf #crunchtv #happydwarf #healthydwarf #dwarfhardatwork #dwarfonmission #snowwhitelessdwarf #whichdwarfareyou #dwarfunderconstruction #BlkSheepRadio did some chest presses and a hydromassage. Feeling awesome. (at Crunch)

Out to lunch with this beautiful young woman. Yep my mama is cooler than your mama. Be jealous. #redlobster #blessed #dwarfforhire #dwarfbecrazy #Letsdothis #funnydwarf #healthydwarf #dwarfhardatwork #dwarfonmission #snowwhitelessdwarf #whichdwarfareyou #tireddwarf #sickdwarf (at Red Lobster)

So since I have a migraine tonight dinner is easy can of tuna on top of baby greens English cucumbers and some tomatoes with some garlic and herb dressing. #dwarfonmission #dwarfhardatwork#healthydwarf #migraine #dwarfforhire #dwarfbecrazy #Letsdothis#funnydwarf #saladdwarf #tireddwarf #snowwhitelessdwarf #whichdwarfareyou #dwarfchef #foodie#yummydinner #foodgasm #foodie #yummylicious #hashtagexplosion (at El Rando's Casa)

I had some thin sliced Carne Asada so I seasoned it and grilled it up chopped it up and put it on a salad mixed with romaine and red leaf lettuce topped with cucumbers and some tomatoes with a drizzle of Italian dressing. #dwarfonmission #dwarfhardatwork #dwarfbecrazy #funnydwarf #healthydwarf #happydwarf #paleodwarf #dwarfforhire #ltcancook #Letsdothis #masterchefdwarf #whichdwarfareyou #dwarfchef #foodie #yummylunch #foodporn #foodgasm #yummylicious #joeyoucanbejealous #LetsMakeTeresaFamous #hashtagexplosion (at El Rando's Casa)

My scrumptiously yummy pan fried chicken on a bed of tomatoes and cucumbers and some Romain lettuce with a drizzle of roasted garlic dressing. @corby_t I hope it is yummy and moist enough for you. ##dwarfonmission #dwarfhardatwork #dwarfbecrazy #ltgettingold #lunchisserved #dwarfchef #foodie #yummylunch #foodporn #foodgasm #yummylicious #yummyforteresa #hashtagexplosion (at El Rando's Casa)

Final product. Dinner is served. Tuna with steamed veggies and some olive oil and lemon juice with some seasonings. #dinnerisserved #dwarfonmission #dwarfhardatwork #healthydwarf #happydwarf #paleodwarf #dwarfforhire #ltcancook #Letsdothis #masterchefdwarf #snowwhitelessdwarf #whichdwarfareyou #dwarfchef #foodie #yummydinner #foodporn #foodgasm #yummylicious #joeyoucanbejealous #LetsMakeTeresaFamous #teresaisthisenough #hashtagexplosion (at El Rando's Casa)