#dwarfbecrazy

A healthy salad and my own salad dressing I made. Some Italian seasoning, garlic powder, rosemary, Parsley and light Evoo #dwarfchef #dwarfpride #dwarfbecrazy #dwarfonamission #healthydwarf (at North Canton, Ohio) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bysqkfup2Mu/?igshid=x9ftcxure7fc

#newredbowl omg this bento box filled mama and I up. The food is amazing and reasonable amount of money for this big of no of food. #stuffeddwarf no I didn't finish it, I left most the rice. #dwarfonmission #dwarfhardatwork #dwarfbecrazy #ltgettingold #funnydwarf #dwarfforhire #dwarftoohot #Letsdothis #dwarfunderconstruction #elfbacktowork #elfbecrazy #hohoho #thankyoumama (at New Red Bowl Asian Bistro) https://www.instagram.com/p/BriaQaWhHEvjIVdJrGm32WBMxSmJwyfP45AdLM0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=t47qkzwqdduc

Maple brown sugar Oatmeal with Bacon chopped up for breakfast. Yeah my mama is better than yours. #thankyoumama #dwarfforhire #dwarfbecrazy #dwarfunderconstruction #healthydwarf #happydwarf #hashtagexplosion #bejealous #mymomisbetterthanyours (at Athens, Georgia)

#taqueriatsunami good food, service was ok. May need to teach your hostess how to deal, with disabled people a little better. I wouldn't think it is smart to ask a little person if they want a high table, or just assume they would. @taqueriatsunami like I said good food just first impressions were a little offensive. But after that was impressed. #happydwarf #dwarfforhire #dwarfbecrazy #Letsdothis #hungrydwarf #snowwhitelessdwarf #whichdwarfareyou #dopey #hashtagexplosion (at Taqueria Tsunami Athens Ga)

Out to lunch with this beautiful young woman. Yep my mama is cooler than your mama. Be jealous. #redlobster #blessed #dwarfforhire #dwarfbecrazy #Letsdothis #funnydwarf #healthydwarf #dwarfhardatwork #dwarfonmission #snowwhitelessdwarf #whichdwarfareyou #tireddwarf #sickdwarf (at Red Lobster)

So this is my new look, so fresh and clean. Trimmed beard and hair cut. Finally feeling like me. #happydwarf #dwarfforhire #dwarfbecrazy #Letsdothis #funnydwarf #shitjustgotreal #putmeincoach #hashtagexplosion #snowwhitelessdwarf #whichdwarfareyou #dopey #healthydwarf (at Athens, Georgia)

#tbt wow this is where it all started for me. What happened to this guy. My story isn't done. #dwarfonmission #dwarfhardatwork #healthydwarf #happydwarf #dwarfforhire #dwarfbecrazy #Letsdothis #funnydwarf #shitjustgotreal #putmeincoach #hashtagexplosion #snowwhitelessdwarf #whichdwarfareyou #dopey (at Athens, Georgia)

#thegreatrazeli #story2017 needs his stache... The bigger the stache the bigger the power. #dwarfonmission #dwarfhardatwork #dwarfbecrazy #funnydwarf #dwarfforhire #dwarftoohot#Letsdothis (at Schermerhorn Symphony Center)