#dvash

Zalgaras: A young man (21 years old) who works on his adoptive mother's ranch; technically a prince, but he hasn't claimed that title in years. Originally sent to Wrath as a child to learn and be the Ars Goetia's liaison to the Ring in his adulthood, but his caravan was attacked before reaching the manor he'd have lived in; he only survived due to being found and patched up by the imp who then took him in. Known to be missing, possibly thought to be dead by the Ars Goetia. He/Him, Aromantic, Bisexual, Violet-Backed Starling.

Dvash: Only 82 years old, she's a princess from a minor royal line. While she does have a certain amount of duties to handle, Dvash much prefers to spend her time out enjoying herself at different high-end clubs and similar spaces. She's a bit of a snob; while she won't refuse to spend time with "commoners" (sinners and lower class hellborn), she does tend to still actively hold herself above them. She/Her, Pansexual, Carpenter Bee.

Saidi: Saidi is the seneschal of Barbatos's house, having been in the role for barely less than 700 years by now. They are very good at keeping track of all the important details, and tend to become very snappish if anything goes awry from their perfectly planned schedules. They/Them, Trixic, Secretary Bird.

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A couple in Israel has named their newest child Like after the famous Facebook button. To many, this did not come as a surprise, as their two other children are named Dvash, Hebrew for honey, and Pie, like chocolate pie. The parents of the child said that it is important to them that their children have new and unique names. I digress. Like is not new, Facebook has been using it for years! Below is a list of names that I believe their child should have been named:

La-a - Why should black people have all the fun?

Newandunique - They said it themselves.

Kumquat - Keep the pattern of food names.

John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt - His name is my name, too.

Comment - If it has to be about Facebook, might as well be a comment.

Dislike - Everyone has been wanting this for years now.

Luke - You cannot deny that it would be pretty amazing to shout "LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER!" every time you and your child are in a fight.

Karma - Because Karma is a bitch.

Bob