Mahabharata in Social Media
Part 5
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 and Masterlist
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All the Pandavas are getting married...!?
@Dharmaputra_Yudhisthira
@Dharmaputra_Yudhisthira: Yay, congratulations, my dear Phalgun π€β€οΈ
@Devavrata_Bhishma.Kuru: I knew you would make me proud, Putra Arjuna πββοΈ
@RajMata_Prithaki.noPritha: Arjuna dearest, what did you win and where? Whatever you won, you should share with your brothers π
@ThemostHandsome_Nakula: MATA WHAT!?!
@theyoungertwin_Sahadeva: ONG BHAGWAAN ππ€¦ββοΈ
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Family β¨οΈβ€οΈπ€
Kunti: Putra Nakula and Sahadeva, why did you react like that ππ
Nakula: Damn Mata really doesn't know ππ
Sahadeva: MATA, BHRATA ARJUNA WON THE SWAYAMVAR OF PANCHALA KUMARI DRAUPADI AND YOU JUST ORDERED US ALL TO SHARE HER! π«π
Kunti: π±π±π±
Yudhisthira: WHAT DID YOU DO MATA!?
Bhima: Yes, WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?
Dushyala: Omgggg Jyesht Yudhisthira is SCREAMING ππ...π·π₯
Bhishma: Dushyala this is serious!
Kripa: And knowing the Pandavas they always listen to their mother π
Vidura: They HAVE to ππ
Dushasana: Omg Oldie 2.0 is becoming GEN Zβ
Yudhisthira: WTF IS GENZ!?
Dushyala: OMG JYESHT CUSSED π±πβ¨οΈπ·π₯
Duryodhana: Dushyala... SHUT UP!! I JUST LOST MY WIFEY, AND NOW SHE IS GONNA MARRY ALL THE FIVE PANDAVAS π€¬π€¬
Arjuna and Krishna have come online
Arjuna and Krishna have seen
Krishna: π€¦ββοΈ Dang it, I knew it...
Arjuna: ...
Arjuna: ...I have to share my wife...with my BROTHERS...?
Arjuna: π₯Ίπ...
Yudhisthira: I am sorry Priye Bhai ππ
Krishna: Knew it, but...
Krishna: Oh Parth π₯Ίβ€οΈβπ©Ή *sniffle sniffle*
Dushalana: AAHH Shut up with all this melodrama my brother just lost his wife!
Gandhari: Parantu Putra, Dury wasn't even engaged?β
The Kauravas: ...
Duryodhana: ππ
Duryodhana: Stillll she was meant to be mine Maaa!! πππππ
Dhritarashtra: It's alright, my son-
Gandhari: You're being a spoilt brat, Duryodhana ππ‘
Duryodhana: πΆπ°
Dushyala: Dayummm..... π·π₯β¨οΈβ¨οΈ
Dushasana: OMG BHRATA DURYODHANA DID THE IMPOSSIBLE π±
Dushalana: OMGGG HE MADE MATA ANGRY! π
Vikarna: DAMMMNNNN π
Durmarshana: He's cooked ππ
Bhishma: Leave that, we have to discuss about Rajkumari Draupadi first π
Krishna: πππ
Krishna added 'Sakhi π ππ₯' to the Group Chat
Krishna changed their name to 'Draupadi'
Draupadi has seen
Draupadi: ...
Draupadi: Oh my god, I-
Arjuna: I am sorry that this had to happen to you because of me, Devi ππββοΈ
Krishna: Don't blame yourself, Parth
Arjuna: But Madhavβ
Krishna: Or I will be angry π€
Arjuna has muted himself
Krishna: πΆ
Literally everyone else: ...
Vidura: ...uhmβ¦ chile, anyways soβ
Kripa: Yes about Rajkumari Draupadi's marriageβ
Draupadi: Ekscoos meh ur honour βοΈπβ¨οΈ
Kunti: πΆ
Bhishma: πΆπΆ
Vidura: π«₯
Kripa: πΆπΆπΆ
Drona: πΆπΆ
The Kauravas: πΆβπ«οΈ
Nakula: ...
Nakula: aight, she's my type-
Sahadeva: Sameβ but Nakula sthu-
Bhima: ...no comments
Yudhisthira: ...
Arjuna has unmuted himself
Arjuna: Nakuuuula ππ
Arjuna: πΆπ΅What about me...WHAT ABOUT MEE...?!π΅πΆ π«π
Arjuna: It was ME who won her hand ππ
Yuyutsu: I know brothah it's unfair to you, here have a hug π«
Arjuna: thanksss π₯Ίπ«
Draupadi: ...
Draupadi: Dil toota bhi aur rootha bhi
Arjuna: ...riyal-
Krishna: Parth, calm do-
Arjuna has muted himself...again
Krishna: πΆπΆ
Krishna: D- damn he really does take everything I say seriously... β€οΈβπ©Ήπ
Draupadi: So what I was saying is...
Draupadi: I had a boon from my past life from Bhagwaan Mahadeva Shiva himself that I will get 5 husbands in my next life, i.e. my current one, because I had wished for a husband with all the five virtues and characteristics and I had wished for it 5 whole times hence 5 husbands so it was fated and I just asked Maharishi Vyasa about my fate and he told meβ
The elders: πΆ...
The Pandavas: π³π€―
Duryodhana: Bleh! Ain't nobody got time to read allat! ππ
Draupadi: π long story short, I was fated to marry the Pandavas
Draupadi: So I was NEVER meant to be your wife nor will ever be ππ₯° frick you, bastard ππ·
Draupadi: That's why you will always be wifeless because you are stuck up
Draupadi: You didn't bother reading a lady's message so how tf will you listen to your wife if you ever had one? β¨οΈπ
Arjuna has unmuted himself
Arjuna: That reminds me, did you still find your brain back there by rolling your eyes... if you ever even had one?
Duryodhana has gone offline
Krishna: Parth...I AM DAMN PROUD OF YOU!!! ππππππ₯°π₯°π₯°π₯°ππππππ€©π€©
Arjuna: ππ₯Ίπ₯Ήβ€οΈβπ©Ήππ€π₯°π₯°π₯°
Yudhisthira: What in the name of Love Story of Taylor Swift and of Indila is going onn!? ππ«
Dushyala: OMG JYESHT IS FRUSTRATED FOR THE FIRST TIME- π·π₯
Yuyutsu: πππ
Bhishma: ...
Kunti: Alr, Putra Krishna, tell me... ARE MY SONS GONNA MARRY DRAUPADI OR IS ARJUNA GONNA MARRY YOU!?!?
Krishna: The first one, Bua π
Krishna: We can do the latter one later
Krishna: πππ€π€π€«
Arjuna: π³π³ *struck by Kamadeva on Vasanta's request, again lol* πππ
Krishna: π₯°π₯°
LITERALLY Everyone else: ππ
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@DaddyIssuesforSis_Dhrish
@DaddyIssuesforSis_Dhrish: Meri Pyari, Sundar Behena ka Vivah π₯°
@Duryodhana_the_best: πππ THIS MARRIAGE IS PREPOSTEROUS!!
@notsochill_Balarama: I trained you better than this, Duryodhana π
@Arjuna_ka_Madhav: My Sakhi and Parth are so beautiful and handsome aww π€π₯°
@Devavrata_Bhishma.Kuru: Mere Kuruvansh mei kya ho rha hai, ye to kichdi se bhi zyada palna shuru ho gya ππ
@Vidura_ki_Vidurniti: Retweeting with Indila's 'Love Story' for Krishna and Arjuna though π
@Drupada_Panchala: But this is my Daughterβs marriage!!
@Vidura_ki_Vidurniti: Yes, and? π€¨ Because even between this, my nephew and his lover are at peak ππ€£
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