#dududududu

[Intro]

I don’t want another war

There is just one thing I think

I don’t care about the problems

That he’s caused with his discs

I think the position is cursed

I don’t want to end up in a hearse

I see the pattern, don’t you?

The president of L’Manberg is screwed

[Verse 1]

Wilbur was the first president

He lost the presidential race (And he)

Was exiled from the country

Started an underground base

But soon the ravine was covered in buttons

And Wilbur twirled his Chekov’s gun (Ah)

Pulled the trigger, made a crater

Now he’s dead and all alone

[Chorus]

I think the position is cursed (Ooh)

I don’t want to end up in a hearse (Ooh)

The country went boom

The president of L’Manberg is screwed

Screwed, baby

[Verse 2]

Next up, Schlatt won the position

In a coalition government (And he)

Became a dictator

Sent Wilbur and Tommy far away

He drank a bit too much alcohol

Fundy and I were both spies (Ah)

We trapped him in the Camarvan

He had a heart attack and fucking died

[Chorus]

'Cause I just want to do what’s right (Ooh)

Help keep L’Manberg’s builds upright (Ooh)

What more can I do?

Oh baby, the president of L’Manberg is screwed

Screwed, baby

[Bridge]

Oh, all the lights are shining

So brightly everywhere (So brightly, baby)

And the sound of Techno’s

Laughter fills the air (Oh, oh yeah)

And everyone is screaming (Oh yeah)

I hear those Withers screeching (Oh)

Wilbur hands me the presidency (Yeah, oh, oh)

The leader of a crater, oh yeah, that’s me!

[Verse 3]

Oh, now I am the one in charge

Had to exile my best friend (Ah)

I’m worried I’ll follow in their footsteps

I don’t want to meet a tragic end

[Chorus]

We built the country back on stilts (Ooh)

But now I’m overcome with guilt (Ooh)

I don’t know what to do

Oh baby, the president of L’manberg is screwed

[Outro]

Screwed, baby

The president of L’Manberg is screwed, baby (You)

The president of L’Manberg is screwed, baby (Ah, oh, ah, oh)

The president of L’Manberg is screwed, baby (You)

The president of L’Manberg is screwed, baby (All I really want, baby, ooh)