#duckshitoolong

Enjoy the quiet joys of life. . . . #morning #peace #book #reading #teascoop #copperscoop #teapot #teaspoon #wonderfully #wonderful_places #tearoom #teatable #tintray #chapan #gongdaobei #handmadetea #dancong #fenghuang #duckshitoolong #teaculture #teacup #drinkingtea #kungfutea #teablogger #teaaddict #morimatea https://www.instagram.com/p/BzeXojEgIVn/?igshid=k5xgtvyqpaxn

Oh yes, this stuff is delicious 😋 #tea #oolongtea #oolong #stayloose #looseleaftea #teahead #teatime #meileaf #duckshitoolong #vegan #plantbased

Please, I implore you, do not be mislead by the photos and videos in this post. If you believe what you see than it may lead to the incorrect conclusion that I’m going to be writing about tea. The tea that I am specifically not going to be writing about is daily duck shit from @white2tea and it calls my name far more frequently than I actually indulge in it. It’s the kind of tea that fills you up and floats you to the cookie shop. Cookies. That’s what this post is about. If you’re not into that kind of thing it’s best you scroll on down the feed. If you’re like me though, and you’re intrigued by the idea of a fresh hot cookie, piping from the oven, free, not once, not twice, but every day for a month…. Read on. Insomnia Cookies, known for their 3am hot cookie delivery, has -like the rest of the world- a subscription option. For the paltry fee of $9.95 you get a free cookie every day. Plus, with the code SWEETMAGIC you get your first month free, and I quote “cancel anytime” My dear tea friends, I am on day two of this 30 day cookie munching endeavor and I couldn’t be more pleased with the results. Peanut butter chip, double chocolate chunk, half of an M&M’s cuz the woman behind the counter was a little unwieldy with the spatula… Are they better than a hotel front desk cookie? Marginally. Are they made with margarine? Probably. Is it a healthful choice to eat a cookie every day for a month? Unlikely. Do I have the resolve to follow through and go for The Whole 30? Definitely. *read past the hashtags for a special #justinotherteablob promotional offer #oolong #oolongtea #duckshitoolong #oolongcha #white2tea #gongfucha #gongfu #chaxi #teadrunk #tearitual #tea #cha #teatime #teasession #justinotherteablog #cookie #insomniacookies #teainspired #teastagram #teasets #friyayvibes #teawares *ah, you’ve made it this far. Thank you, and welcome. Perhaps you’re thinking to yourself “what about this post merited the hashtag #friyayvibes” to which i respond: good point. Now, if this post has left you feeling cheated. Know, you’re not alone. If you want cookie pics, just lmk and it will be so. (at Up All Night Consulting) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cg5Jxc3u1V_/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

I got got. Gotten. Had, rather. I got had. I’ve been had. There we go. Tea fam, I’ve been had. Tea club schmeee club. One little tiny pouch of some daily duck shit and then I spend months craving daily duck shit and then I spend months trying not to buy daily duck shit and then I buy daily duck shit and then I spend months waiting for daily duck shit. How’s that for a run on. —————- Dry leaf black like soot dark ashes. Wet leaf pops red and green like Christmas. ————— I’ve always liked skunk smell. Always liked gasoline. Duck shit fragrance too. I dunno man, $6.50 for 25g doesn’t exactly constitute “daily drinker” for this teahead. I’m all about that bang bang 200g fifteen dolla make you holla kinda daily. You know what I love? When you swallow and the tea sucks the moisture out of your mouth almost instantaneously. It’s cotton mouth with sour pucker undertones. It’s warheads and airheads and sour patch kids for grown ups. It’s, like, plum-y. Jam-y. Nut-y, even. I used to think I could live on bug bitten. I’ve changed my tune. ————— I’ve been over here for weeks, shouting from the rooftops about 1g:10ml ratio. “the merits” I proclaimed. “the longevity” I declared. “the nuance” I professed. 3 grams of that duck doo in a 70ml and it was perfect. I’m a hot and cold fickle kinda sipper. Flip floppin’ like a fish in hot water. Tick tockin’ like a clock or those kids and their dance moves. These twenty five grams will be gone soon. #white2tea #white2teaclub #duckshitoolong #oolong #oolongtea #oolonglover #tea #oolongcha #teareview #teablogger #teadrunk #justinotherteablog #cha #teaist #teaislife #teaislove #teaisalwaysagoodidea #teaforone #teasession #gongfucha #gongfutea #teaceremony (at No Fake Shit) https://www.instagram.com/p/CeUqK9euaAi/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

One you & one for me. . . . #teatime🍵 #sundaybrunch #relaxtime #greentea #duckshitoolong (at San Jose, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQEl458H7Qr/?utm_medium=tumblr

Tapping back into this awesome duck shit oolong by @wudongtea 🦆. The aroma is sweet and out of this world! #duckshitoolong #tea #oolong #wudongtea (at Marcus Hook, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bo479GRlyZQ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=10d6mv745z1fp

#duckshit #duckshitoolong #yashixiang #yixingclay #white2tea (at Jinghong)

Greeting the new year with a gong fu brew. This one is the @mei_leaf duck sh*t oolong (don’t worry, there is no 💩added to this tea!). A buttery, tart and satisfying start to 2018. . . #tea #rabbit #tearabbit #illustration #newyear #2018 #gongfucha #duckshitoolong