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Look at this cover. Doesn’t it just give you a chill? Doesn’t that give you Weekend at Bernie’s vibes? Think for a minute how you feel looking at that cover.

Okay, let’s move on. Because this cover has virtually nothing to do with this romantic dramedy.

The film focuses on Sue Ellen (or Swell for short?) who is looking forward to her mom’s trip to… wherever. Swell’s friends are going to Europe. This has nothing to do with the movie pretty much! Just an “oh no, not only did the babysitter die and we have no money but I have no friends to help us” plot point I guess. Which, by the way, the babysitter is in like the first five minutes of the film. They drop her off at the morgue ten minutes in and she is barely mentioned again until the end. That’s my issue. This film has nothing to do with the babysitter and everything to do with Swell becoming a “well-paid” businesswoman and her brother Kenny growing out of getting stoned and into cooking. And Swell embezzling and falling in love, I guess. Also, Danielle Harris from The Last Boy Scout is in this film, and she likes to fry bugs, so that struck me as an important plot point.

Swell’s boss is Rose. Rose assumes Swell is like 30 and believes her fake resume. Rose treats Swell like she’s her favorite niece. She’s probably my favorite character in the movie, overcoming a one-sided romance with an office skeezball who hits on Swell nonstop.

Possibly my biggest issue with this film is the idea that college is the only road to success. No, maybe it’s the fact that Cathy, who did all the work for Swell, is never given a promotion. No no, maybe it’s the scene where Swell is washing a lard bucket. No! It must be the lack of consequence! NO WAY, it’s the fact David Duchovny plays a minor role as an antagonist!!

Or maybe it’s how the awesome runway scene was cut short. The best part of the film.

When the world is controlled by people who are born into a role, but lack the general skills to exert that power, you realize you only have two choices in life: you can either learn how to live with it, or you can fight against everything those people represent. As political dissatisfaction brews around the world, it's time for those who haven't been born with a crown on their heads t o decide whether they want to be a part of the problem or a part of the solution. It's finally time for pawns, bishops, and knights to show they can have what it takes to corner kings and queens. With a social experiment installed in the hidden mountains of Russia, where Royals from around the world would be gathered, it's time for the rebellion to wipe the sour taste of their last operation from their mouths, and come up with new plans to achieve their goal. They couldn't afford careless actions anymore. Not after how spectacularly they had failed. Now it was all about taking their sweet time. Faking their polite smiles, and threading themselves into Royal life as seamlessly as possible. Monarchy should never know what hit them, or where it had come from. So they hid behind every corner, ready to absorb all the information they possibly could. War of Royals is a revamped royalty rp that takes place after WWIII. Royals have been sent to a hidden palace in Russia for both safety and to unknowingly participate in a social experiment, all in the name of peace. They will be tested on their ability to get along and come up with political solutions, all while being far from home. Rebels are hidden within the palace and surrounding village, just waiting to cause trouble.