Oct 5, 2025
I-I-I should cal scatt. Heâs fun to hangout around.. he wonnnt m-minddd..
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I-I-I should cal scatt. Heâs fun to hangout around.. he wonnnt m-minddd..
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Spider-Man: Oh great, Wade's drunk again.
Deadpool: CoMe hErE My liTTlE SpIdEr....
Spider-Man: *Grabs his phone and dials number* Hey, Mr. Stark? Can you pick me up early?
Iron-Man: Sure, why?
Spider-Man: I need protection from Wade.
Iron-Man: My pleasure.
Spider-Man: AAAGGHHH!!!! HE HAS MEEEEeeeeee......
@ablackwidowsbiteâ continued from here
It took a lot to get me hammered but once I have been under the influence, it wasnât easy to get me from it. Trust me. Even a super-skilled Russian assassin could have some problems to talk sense to me in this state. God knows itâs not easy when I am sober either.
âNoooo! He,â I pointed at barman, âsaid the karaoke will start soon! Come on, âTash, donât be such a killjoy!â
Some other man, walking around, accidentally bumped to me. I turned around. âYou wanna start a fight?!â I screamed at the poor lad. ââTash hold my earnings I am gonna kick some ass!â
I did not wear earings.
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Spider-Man and Deadpool play strip poker with battleships. (And things get kinda funky.) *Coughs*
So i am listening to the livestream with the drunk lordminion and he is actually replying to me. This is a great night haha. I have never made it to a livestream of him before and he had a hard time pronouncing my name. Danciestspoon0.Â
He thought it was dancy and then a random st at the end. When he realised how to say it he sang dancing queen.
Now he is talking about how he is too adorable to refuse anything to.
âRemember to always clean the lint out of your pockets because you do not want the people who steal from you to have dirty hands.â - Wade 2015
He is such a little ball of sunshine tonight! I am so happy about this.
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My boyfriend comes back from the bar, I ordered pizza for him a bit before he got back
Wade: You didn't order the pizza fast enough!
Me: I ordered it faster than you would have when you got back.
Wade: But I'm still drunk
Wade: and hungry
Me:
Me:
Me: I-
Me: What.