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*Spidey and Wade are playing Marvel Contest of Champions*

Spider-Man: I choose Deadpo- wait no. Stop looking at me like that. I choose me, the one and only Spider-Ma-

Deadpool: I choose you. I'll always choose you. Even over Death.

Spider-Man: .... Just...choose Deadpool. *clicks on Deadpool character*

Grandmaster: Ready....Set....F-

Deadpool: HAVE SEX!

Spider-Man: Shut up.

Deadpool: But-

Spider-Man: We're playing a game, Wade.

(PART 2 COMING SOON) (BECAUSE MOD IS TIRED AND WANTS SOME SLEEP)

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Spider-Man: WhAt hApPeNneD WaDe...

Deadpool: Stop over-reacting. I just kissed you on the lips for 2 seconds.

Spider-Man: I tHiNk i'M GoNnA VoMiT...

Deadpool: Liar. I know you liked it.

Spider-Man: Get out...*cough*

(Wade Winston Wilson aka Deadpool has joined group chat)

Spider-Man: Oh no.

Iron-Man: Don't worry i'll kick him off chat.

Deadpool: Hey, hey, sexy spider!

Spider-Man: ....

Deadpool: You're blushing, aren't you.

Iron-Man: Hey Wade. Suprise.

Deadpool: What supri-

(Wade Winston Wilson aka Deadpool has been kicked from group chat)

#Spideypool #Peter Parker/Spider-Man #Wade Wilson/Deadpool #Tony Stark/Iron-Man #Tony hates Wade #superfamily #Chat

ATTENTION

For even more fun, you can ask us questions (not too filthy) but also, send us Spideypool pictures that you found or made. (No nudity. Mod doesn't want to see that.)

And then with the pics, Peter and Wade will react to them.

Note: If you find a picture on the internet to show us, please credit the author. Mod doesn't think this should be some dumb reaction channel, BUT I DON'T CARE!!!!!!

#mod speaks #Spideypool #Peter Parker/Spider-Man #Wade Wilson/Deadpool #No nudity #ATTENTION #not an incorrect quote

(Spidey and Wade are on the phone)

Spider-Man: Um, the Avengers are busy, and I need you to help me...um...get off an extremely tall mountain. I ran out of web-shooter fluid too.

Deadpool:...

Spider-Man: Oh great.

Deadpool: Listen babyyy...ain't no mountain high, ain't no valley low,

Spider-Man: Oh my god, Wade.

(Continues) Ain't no villain evil... No matter how far! Just call my name and I'll be there in a hurry!!! You might have to worry a little bit... Cause baby there...Ain't no mou-

Spider-Man: Oh, hey Natasha!! Can you take me back to the tower?

(Spider-Man hangs up call)

Deadpool: Dammit, missed my chance to save him and get to kiss him...

#Spideypool #Peter Parker/Spider-Man #Wade Wilson/Deadpool #Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow #Ain't no mountain high enough!!#Mod loves that song #Missed your chance Deadpool #This time.....

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(Spider-Man and Deadpool are on their computer)

Deadpool: I'm going to go search up "Spideypool"

Spider-Man: Don't you da.... is that us sleeping together?!

Deadpool: Well, what do you have to say?

Spider-Man: *cough*...why would you...um...assume that...we are *cough* sleeping....together?!

Deadpool: Well, I do sneak in bed with you when your sleeping.

Spider-Man: That's it. Get out.

Deadpool: But I haven't explained what I do wi-

Spider-Man: *screaming* NO!! I don't wanna know!! Get out!!

#Spideypool #Peter Parker/Spider-Man #Wade Wilson/Deadpool #If you search up Spideypool you'll get some strange results

Spider-Man: Oh great, Wade's drunk again.

Deadpool: CoMe hErE My liTTlE SpIdEr....

Spider-Man: *Grabs his phone and dials number* Hey, Mr. Stark? Can you pick me up early?

Iron-Man: Sure, why?

Spider-Man: I need protection from Wade.

Iron-Man: My pleasure.

Spider-Man: AAAGGHHH!!!! HE HAS MEEEEeeeeee......

#Spideypool #Peter Parker/Spider-Man #Wade Wilson/Deadpool #Tony Stark/Iron-Man #Drunk Wade #I forgot if it was possible for wade to get drunk

Deadpool: Wait for it....wait for it...

Spider-Man: Stand down Norman!

Deadpool: And.....

Spider-Man: *Jumps at Norman Osborn*

Deadpool: *Jumps beside Spidey* Here's SPIDEYPOOL!!!

Spider-Man: Wait wha- *Gets blown off building*

Deadpool: Okay, now you're just fighting me.

Green Goblin: .... um... *Throws bomb at Wade*

#Spideypool #lol #joke #Peter Parker/Spider-Man #Wade Wilson/Deadpool #Norman Osborn/Green Goblin #I ship spideypool A LOT #I just make them kiss

Fanfiction for Spideypool

Here is the info and the link!!!!

Right now I’m working on a new Spideypool fanfiction, so when I’m done, I’ll gie the link to you guys and you can read it! I’m hoping I can think of a good plot, so it might take me a few days.

Deadpool: Mod isn’t the smartest person on earth, but I think he’ll come up with something good, right Mod?!

Mod: Um....yeah. I’ll try.

#Spideypool #Peter Parker/Spider-Man #Wade Wilson/Deadpool #Wattpad is AO3 right?#Mod isn't the best drawer or the most smartest person #Mod is still discovering the world of tumblr #Fanfiction

Deadpool: Wait.....

Spider-Man: What?

*Deadpool moves closer to Spidey on the couch*

Deadpool: LOOK!!!!! We got our own series again!!!

Spider-Man: That was 2016. We're all stuck in 2020 now.

Deadpool: Hey, did the Avengers destroy those time travel suits?

Spider-Man: .... Is this where I think it's going?

#Spideypool #Peter Parker/Spider-Man #Wade Wilson/Deadpool #2020 #coronavirus #memes #lol #Avengers Endgame #Time Travel!!#Very Incorrect quote

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Wait, if there is a gay pride flag you can sit on in the Ps4 Spider-Man game, then does that mean you are gay for me?

Deadpool talking to Spidey while playing the Spider-Man game

#Gay pride #Spideypool #Spider-Man Ps4 #Peter Parker/Spider-Man #Wade Wilson/Deadpool #Spideypool or Spideytorch confirmation in game? Exciting.