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“Oh no, you definitely don’t want that one.” Dionysus might be an often heavily intoxicated god of wine and madness and sex, and might have too many cats, but he is not about to let someone unknowingly drink bad wine. “You absolutely don’t want to put that stuff in your body.”
Clearly though, this woman was having a rough go, if she was grabbing that stuff. Time for Dionysus, himbo of healing, to come to the rescue! Or at least, show up with a better wine list.
“Now this stuff, you want this stuff.” He knew the person who made it, not that he’d say that. “It’s wonderfully intoxicating. And I imagine that a woman like you can appreciate a good wine, and more than that, will appreciate the good vibes from a good wine.”














