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Paul Fitzpatrick: May 2024 The word ‘GANG’ can mean two very different things as confirmed by the Cambridge dictionary.‘A group of young people, especially men, who spend time together, often fighting with other groups and behaving badly’Or‘A group of friends’ When we were 14-15, there were eight of us who hung out who thought we were in a gang, although in retrospect it was more ‘Kool and the…

Scots Brace Themselves for the End of the Summer Chill

Millions of people north of the border are grimly preparing to exchange their light thermals and 13 tog summer duvets for arctic-style clothing and heavy-duty bed linen as the summer chill is forecast to come to an end this week.

The last few months have seen temperatures in places like Aberdeen, soar to a mercury-busting 11 deg celsius, in what has been the hottest summer in Scotland since…

Drumchapel Man Forced to Go to Work in Underpants Following Wife’s Holiday Packing Frenzy

A 35-year-old local man has told Dafty News that, for the last 3 weeks, he has had to wear a single pair of underpants to work, after his wife put his entire wardrobe into a suitcase in readiness for their forthcoming holiday in The Canary Islands.

Gill from Drumchapel packing a suitcase

Danny SoZ, a pattern maker at a local foundry, told us: “She started packing all my gear away about 2 weeks…

BRITISH WOMEN BRACE THEMSELVES FOR INEPT SEX DUE TO BBQ TESTOSTERONE SURGE

Women across the UK are steeling themselves for bouts of brief, and laughably inept sexual intercourse with their partners as British men experience a testosterone surge brought about by barbecuing meat in the garden during the predicted weekend fine spell.

Psychologists attribute the phenomena to the ‘hunter-gatherer’ syndrome, whereby, men who have shown little or no interest in sex for years,…