Jul 23, 2025
Popular Opinion: One of the ~☆cutest☆~ parts of the droid park is the area where the gonk droids waddle around.
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Popular Opinion: One of the ~☆cutest☆~ parts of the droid park is the area where the gonk droids waddle around.
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Overheard someone at the droid park say Little Roomba "sucks".
Fortunately, I realized they were just explaining to their buddy what a vacuum droid does, and not actually insulting my little guy.
That could have been a terrible misunderstanding! Especially since Katie, Gary, and I were absolutely ready to commit a crime to defend Roomba's honor.
My droid family is a little messed up, but they're mine. An no one will disrespect them in my presence.
Sigh.
It's a good thing I gave my droids some spending money while they were out the other day.
Long story short, K8-T3 got into a very heated argument with a dude at the Droid Park who let his R2 unit release its oil slick all over poor Gary. Katie came to Gary's defense (awwwwwww <3) and she said and did some things that drew the attention of local law enforcement as well as a fine for a "public indecency" charge (Which is especially impressive, considering she has zero parts that could be mistaken for genitalia, human or otherwise.).
But she stood up for a member of her little droid family, so I'll forgive her. Just this once,
Took Gary to the local Droid Park today. How could I stay so warm out there while looking so cool?
Could it be...my ~*fancy*~ stolen new CAPE?
I may have made Deej take, like, 47 pictures of me looking rad as hell in this thing. I'm gonna frame them.
Has anyone seen Gary?
He's desperately in need of an oil bath after his trip to the Droid Park today, but he keeps running off. I need to get him cleaned up before all the mud caked on his undercarriage dries and gums up his works.
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Finally found Gary after following the muddy tire tracks he left winding through the hallways. Gonna have to send M4-RT1N's cleanup crew flowers and an apology note.
Took a while to get the little guy all cleaned up. I keep telling him he can avoid baths if he stays indoors at the Droid Park, but he insists on playing outside in the dirt with the construction and farming droids. I think he wants to be a dump truck when he grows up.