#drmuffinofdoom

The book of job is v v fucked up

it is! i thought i knew that going in but it was even more fucked up than i expected.

like i knew the plot of it was god being a dick to this poor guy just to prove a point to satan. what i didn’t know is that that’s only like the first page of it, and the rest is about 40 pages of job’s friends telling job, who is destitute, covered in sores and just lost his entire family, that he probably had it coming. and poor job trying to defend himself because obviously he didn’t have it coming and he just wants to know why god would do this to him

and then a fourth friend butting in, all “actually, you’re all wrong to question god or assume you know his motives”. like couldn’t one of job’s friends not be a raging douchebag?

When is the gym empty usually…asking for a friend…

I only know the ones here tbh, but its usually Super empty on weekdays (or at least monday to thursday) until around 7:30am & then fairly reasonable from then until 10:30/11am? That’s probably a campus thing (bc people have morning classes). evening/night is always super packed and u have no hope whatsoever after 5pm there are 43 loud men there and they’re blasting v loud tunes on the bluetooth speaker they brought and everything is terrible

on weekends every single person on planet earth is at the gym, for the entire goddamn day, so u have to go at the break of dawn or do an awkward time like 10:30am or 3pm (the morning people have just left and the afternoon people aren’t there yet/the afternoon people are gone and the evening people aren’t there yet)

ahHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH <333

CRACKS KNUCKLES, lemme go through ye ol archives of my favs >D

Running on Air

eleventy7

Summary:

Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.

(I’ve rec’d this one before but I will keep pushing it on everyone because its the bEST ITS MY FAVORITE ONE OK I live for the mood and the entire fic is like a walking aesthetic and the characters are portrayed pERFE C T LY goddang)

No Shadow Taller Than Our Souls

khasael

Summary:

Auror Potter and Unspeakable Malfoy team up to investigate a series of missing persons, and it soon becomes apparent that Dementors are involved. Despite their initial misgivings, Harry and Draco find that they need each other's help, in more ways than one.

(I literally just finished reading this one like 10 minutes ago and it was a good good. A lot of interesting Dementor lore!!)

Reparatio

astolat

Summary:

Draco snorted. “I’m not reduced to penury. I want something considerably beyond money, and I rather think you’re the only one can give it to me.”

“You want the Invisibility Cloak,” Harry said, flatly. He’d half expected as much; it was the only thing he had that Draco could want—

“Don’t be stupid, Potter,” Draco said. “I want my reputation back.”

(I remember really liking this one and I thiiiiink this one has some good good ministry ball courtship-ing and stuff lmao

Actually looking now anything by astolat is good)

The Boy Who Only Lived Twice

lettered

Summary:

Harry Potter is an Unspeakable. Draco Malfoy is the wizard who shagged him. Adventure! Intrigue! Secret identities, celebrities, spies! It's all right here, folks.

(THE SUMMARY DOESNT LIE. I TREALLY IS SECRET IDENTITIES, CELEBS, aND SPIESsseSSEs. But really this one is so well written and I’m a sucker for spy/thriller types and this blends the wizarding world into the genre so well im cryinnngngg)

Coffee, Cakes and Doorknob Snakes

Omi_Ohmy

Summary:

Harry's house is trying to kill him, and only one person can help him: pity it's Draco Malfoy

(this one is just *clenches fist* so pure. The house has so much character I cant even believe. And Draco being the smartie mcsmartpants is my favorite thing ever.)

Open For Repairs

FeelsForBreakfast

Summary:

After the war, Draco works at a tv repair shop and Harry breaks things.

feat. sad boys in jumpers and more ABBA than is probably necessary

(this one melted my heart and rebuilt it. Better. STrONGER. Seriously tho this has everything in it.)

How dare you not link the fic. I'm hurt.

swirlyink replied to your post “concept: tony stark is the god of technology and every time u write...”

WHAT WAS THE FIC? ASKING FOR MYSELF

cockroachcarlos replied to your post “concept: tony stark is the god of technology and every time u write...”

I agree, where is the fic? It sounds wonderful

drmuffinofdoom replied to your post “concept: tony stark is the god of technology and every time u write...”

Pls pls pls may I have a link to the fic???

HI SORRY i was busy being Very Asleep but here is the link:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/8320198/chapters/19054474