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Oh. No shit.

A drivers manual. By Cait:

First things first, driving like a granny isn't going to fly with me. If you want to drive slow then pull over and let the whole GODDAMNED line behind you pass you. You have no idea how annoying it is having that one person pull IN FRONT of you when you are going the speed limit and they give zero fucks and just cut people off.. You're going to get stabbed. Seriously, it's not THAT hard to go at least a tad bit faster than the actual speed limit. No one is going to judge ya. Seriously, we will thank you.

When driving on a "highway" with stop lights, or really any highway in general, please, god, get in the slow lane when you are done passing people. One, it's the law! And two, it just really makes EVERYONE pissed when they are following you and you decide you're going to just chill in the fast lane next to the car you should be passing. Seriously, how hard is it to speed by everyone on cruise control and then get the hell out of the way so that everyone else can pass you if they want? Not everyone wants to go as fast as you, nor follow you. 

With two laned round abouts it's very important that we make sure that first to the other side goes first. If you are on someone's blindspot then don't try and go in front of them, seriously they won't see you and if you're truly in a hurry then that sucks. But really, it's not that hard to wait until the car goes and then you can go. Technically you're doing the whole round about thing wrong, but we won't go there.

Another thing with waiting your turn is with the whole acceleration lane thing. If there is a damn car in the acceleration lane and I'm hauling balls then you should probably not cut in front of me. Also, when getting onto the highway people should probably let you get on the highway instead of being assholes. I can't tell you how mad I get getting on the highway and the people in the close lane don't get over for anyone to get on. Are you joking? It takes two seconds and you most likely can get over right after I get on, so calm down. Another thing with that is that entering a highway I'm not going to go until you fucking go. If there is a gap I'm going to shoot for the gap not be a dick and cut you off. This happened to me when I was entering, I was going to wait but the old fucks slowed down, um, no there is a gap behind you in which I was going to. 

When driving and there is a lane that is going to end, please for the love of god see that the end is going to be coming up, there are several hints that it's going to happen, so please don't be that person that waits until the very last moment to try and get over when everyone else already did so. It also makes me mad when people know it's going to end and they try and speed past everyone. Could you not be such a dick? There is a reason there is a line of cars in this lane, it's because we have fucking patience.

When people fucking tailgate and pass and then tailgate. NO. What bug do you have in your ass that you need to ride everyone and just be annoying? I HATE when people tailgate me and almost swerve in the middle to see if they can pass me. UM, no. Calm the hell down you little. Sometimes I purposely want to go slow but then again I don't feel like being rude. 

When going into a public place, like a grocery store or even any store really, they always have to wait for pedestrians. I hate when people are walking and the people waiting in their cars rev their engines, or even when the person is done walking across the street the car like floors it. Calm down buddy, lets not hit anyone, okay? I see this all the time at work, and I've actually almost been hit. I don't care if you have waited for three hours to have people finish crossing the street, you fucking new that you had to wait up in the front of the building. I always go through the back so I Don't have to wait. It's as easy as that. I don't get aggravated when everyone goes in front of me because I simply don't even go that way.