#dreamss

I was just chillin in my grandmas first living room which is from a hoarders house, but has very nice white lace windows.

An assassin bug got into the room and was crawling on the curtains, and I'm a big bug guy so I was like OUHHH IT'S THE- O,N ONION RING IT'S THE ONION RING

Assassin bug for reference.

That little proboscis under their mouth can unhinge and they can reach out and snatch and bite their prey with it, and kind of like a spider it injects venom and then slurms them up. And they can fly, I think, just incredibly poorly or not at all.

I didn't reach out to pick it up, just observe it because their bites hurt nasty and I couldn't remember if they're aggresive or not, but then it kind of stepped towards me from the curtain and I got nervous and walked away. And he fucking FLEW AT ME. It was really slowly but it freaked me out so bad.

I walked to other sides of the house so I could lose it or it'd sit down again so I could catch it and let it out, but it just didn't stop. So I hid in the bathroom.

It loudly flew to the bathroom, stuck it's dumb little proboscis through the crack of the door, SNIFFED ME, like BIG WET HUFF, and made the saddest human bug noise I've ever heard before flying away.

Listening to it is really interesting, like please continue, but whenever I talk about my dreams it's less of a story sometimes and more like, here's how I felt, here's what I could smell, here's what I saw, what I knew, etc.

SETH MAC-FUCKIGM-FARLANE, OH MY DAYS HE LOOKED LIKE IF MARILYN MANSON AND NATHAN EXPLOSION FROM METALOCALYPSE HAD A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE CHILD.

We were on the side of a busy littered road, piss bottles everywhere. I do not remember what happened but I was happily skipping down the street to meet up with him again after catching butterflies with Jenna Mourey, and he was wearing this crotch armor thong like gothic Heman from the hit show Heman and was absolutely pissed with me.

I had a penis camera, sticking out of my now also thong that magically replaced my normal pants, but he didn't know it was there, and we both had MASSIVE boners. BUT IT WASN'T SEXUAL IT WAS NORMAL.

Anyway Sethan MacManson was mad at me because we were shooting some kind of video on piss road central, and eventually as we argued he was like, you have a oenis camera, don't you? And I was like, no man I don't have a oemis camera. And he was like, in his deep Nathan Explosion voice btw, "I can see your dick tip and it totally has a camera on it."

And then he was like, bro, wanna see a trick?

CW parasites, tapeworms