“Why...why would you say that? I’m not crying? There’s no...no reason to cry,”Emily huffed, and then sniffled. It wasn’t like she was sad or scared or anything.

“What? PolarBear... what are you doing inside when it’s raining?!” she trots up to him and pulls him out into the rain for a dance. Smiling and giggling!

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - 5 ever!!

How quickly did/will they fall in love? -It’s an odd mix of lightning fast and slow burn.

How was their first kiss? - Well she was feverish out of her mind and he was in pain but I think they both enjoyed it. 83

Wedding:

Who proposed? -  I wanna say Balia would

Who is the best man/men? - Pffft Obvs Baxter at least

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Obvs Balia’s sisters and Bella

Who did the most planning? - Both

Who stressed the most? - Mike probably

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Balia’s blood Father. And the Press.

Sex:

Who is on top? - Uhh.. Mike was the first time. Balia is a switch.

Who is the one to instigate things? - Balia won’t instigate unless Mike says it’s okay.

How healthy is their sex life? -Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3? | 4 | Might try some stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - Balia has pretty good Stamina but the emotional side of it can wear her out pretty fast.

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Balia would try her best if Mike was for it.

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - possibly 2

How many children will they adopt? - 0

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - uh..?

Who is the stricter parent? - Mike

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Both?

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Balia

Who is the more loved parent? - Both

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Balia cause Mike works at night

Who cried the most at graduation? - Balia

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Excuse? Their Kids better not be breakin the Law! 8U

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - Both

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Mike?

Who does the grocery shopping? - I wanna say Both or Balia. She does all that stuff anyway.

How often do they bake desserts? - Anytime Balia feels like having some.

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? -Both

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Balia?

Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Uhh?

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Neither

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - Both.

Who is really against chores? - Neither

Who cleans up after the pets? - Both

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Balia might do it if she was in a hurry. But clean it up as soon as she had a moment.

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Mike?

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Mike. Balia does lose things occasionally.

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Balia. All that hair yo! And those long shows!

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Both.

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Balia always decorates!

What are their goals for the relationship? - Being there for each other through the good and the bad. Lots of hugs and kisses. And definitely laughs.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Mike. Unless Balia has a show. Then Both.

Who plays the most pranks? - Balia. But Mike surprises her every once in a blue moon. And she loves it!

@bloodxbrothers

The next day was a little more than hectic. Everyone making sure that everything was set up and in place. Balia going over the songs she was going to sing at the reception with Clint and Jacqueline. Mostly though Balia hung out with Michael and Baxter since most of the wedding was already set up and put into place. It was just the final touches and the waiting that was left. The wedding was to be in the Orchard at the Main house. The guests would be sitting on white chairs on a grassy area and there was a rose festooned arch that was set up where the two would stand hand in hand in front of the one officiating the wedding. The Colors for the wedding were rose gold, silver and varying shades of purple and lavender. And the cake was a chocolate masterpiece baked and decorated by Balia's Sister Trista. With a white sugar Beautifly and a sugar Pyroar together as the topper. When finally the hour before the sunset Wedding was to happen everyone was getting dressed and ready. Michael and Baxter were waiting for Balia to come out of her room before they went down for the event.

Balia: Did you understand what I said at all? When it pertains to me being with someone I like. Some one REAL AND PRESENT. Also in the context of discussing this stuff about me and said person I like WITH A STRANGER.

There is the difference. 

Hypotheticals.