>Early evening, out on the town<
Spewart: ! "Yes, Sunshine...?"
Roy: "I, um..."
...
Roy: "Dude!!! Get over here!!"
Spewart: "I-... I'm not going in there."
Roy: "Well just look! There's, like, blood or something on the ground! It's all crusty and dried-up-looking, but I'm pretty sure it's blood!"
Spewart: "Ummmm, you should probably-"
Roy: "I wonder if it's from, like, one of those scenes in a mob movie where the boss takes a guy who owes him money out back and shoots him n' just leaves him there to bleed out! Or something like that! This is crazy!!! I wonder how long it's been sitting here! Maybe we just accidentally discovered a crime scene??"
Spewart: "Uh, well, if we did, I don't think we'd want to be associated with the crime, so we better get outta here!"
Roy: "I just left a whole puddle of DNA next to the crime scene—I think it's a bit late for that."
Spewart: *Panicked squeak*
Roy: "We should call the cops or something!"
Spewart: "Why?? Are you a snitch?"
Roy: ? "Who am I snitching on?"

















