The Koopalings And Stuffs

Peasley: "So... What are we gonna do for the rest of the night?"

Popple: *Shrugs*

Persephone: "Hey Popple? I thought I heard something earlier about you bringing a box set of DVDs here...?"

Popple: "Oh yeah...! It's Care Bears... Remember, I used to be really into it as a kid? Eh, not that it's really popular or anythi-"

Peasley: "I LOVE CARE BEARS!!!"

Popple: "Really-?"

Peasley: "Yeah! I was really into the 2012 reboot when it came out!!!"

Popple: "Y'ever seen the original stuff??"

Peasley: "NO—But now I NEED to!!!"

Persephone: "Welp, I guess this is what we're doing now!"

Cackletta: "Heyyy everyooone~!"

Everyone: >:[

Cackletta: "Have you been enjoying your presents, my little dear?"

Peasley: "What do you people want??"

Fawful: "...... The restroom-" *Rushes inside*

Cackletta: "I told him to go before we left- All the gas stations and convenience stores were shut down 'cuz it's a holiday, and not even five minutes into our drive, he had to go—That's so typical of him, am I right, sibs?" *Chuckles*

Persephone & Popple: ".........................." >:[

Peasley: "You can take all the presents back!! I don't give a frick!!"

Persephone: 0_0

Cackletta: "...... Well, that was rude! We picked out each and every one of those just for you, my sweetie-pie! Not only do you want to give us nothing in return, but now you say you didn't even LIKE them?? What a spoiled brat you are!"

"Just like your mother!!"

"... Why don't you at least tell me what it said?"

Cackletta: "Just a bunch of mumbo-jumbo legal jargon a kid like you would get bored by. Besides. You already had a chance to read it."

Persephone: "Maybe, if he's a kid, he shouldn't be signing important legal documents??"

Cackletta: "Oh well! Ya live, ya learn, am I right? Hm... FAWFUL!!!"

Fawful: "Wait- Might you need to use the restroom before we leave, too? It IS quite a lengthy journey home!"

Cackletta: "Mmm... Yeah, that would be smart." *Walks inside*

Peasley: "... Hey Uncle Fawful?"

Fawful: "Hm?"

Persephone & Popple: !?

Cackletta: *Returns* "Alright, let's hit the road."

Fawful: "Okie-dokie! Bye, kid!" *Gets to the car*

Peasley: "Oh hey! One more thing before ya go!"

Cackletta: "Hm?" *Looks over*

*Rips the contract into shreds* :)

Cackletta: "WHA- How did he- FAWFUL!!!!!"

Fawful: *Looking at himself* "I swear I just had it...! In my......... Pocket... Oh... Well-played."

Peasley: *Smirks*

Cackletta: "Well shoot."

Fawful: "WE'VE BEEN FOILED!"

Cackletta: *Sighs* "Come on..."

Popple: "I don't know what I was thinkin'... Throwing away one of the only meaningful friendships I've made in this life, and did it all to impress those two JERKS..."

Persephone: "What are you talking about-?"

Popple: "I don't really think or mean any of what I said... I'm such an IDIOT..."

Persephone: "...................."

Popple: "I'm JUST like them... Only not as cool... No, wait, not cool—They aren't cool!!! They're complete losers! And... I'm an even bigger loser to think that their admiration meant anything!!"

Persephone: "... Well. For whatever it's worth... / think you're cool."

Popple: "r... REALLY??? You actually mean it??"

Persephone: "Sure! It takes a big man to own up to his mistakes..."

Popple: *Happy bean*

Persephone: "Now come on, let's go kick those two crazy jerkwads out of my house!!!"

Popple: "Oh, they already left."

Persephone: "... What?"

Popple: "Heyyy, kiddo!"

Peasley: "Hi Uncle Popple!" :D *Playing with the gifts he was given*

Popple: "It seems your other uncle and aunt left the house with a paper... Would you, by chance, know what dat is?"

Peasley: "Oh yeah, they asked me to sign a contract to make up for the presents they got!"

Popple: "... Say what now??... Well what was the contract FOR??"

Peasley: *Shrugs* "They told me not to worry about it and just sign it."

Popple: "......... You're joking."

Peasley: "Huh?"

Popple: "You didn't read ANY of it??"

Peasley: "They told me not to-"

Peasley: "... What do I do, then?"

Popple: "You sure didn't seem to care when THEY were hurting HER!!!"

Persephone: *Appears* "Popple quit- Does Peasley know what the paper is??"

Popple: "As a matter o' fact, he DOES!!! It was a contract, and he didn't even LOOK at it!!!"

Persephone: "... Oh, pour l'amour de Dieu..."

Peasley: "I didn't know!!!"

Persephone & Popple: "YOU SHOULD HAVE!!!"

Peasley: :[

Peasley: "Why would they want either of those?! I... Well, you guys know them best! Think! What would your siblings want most, more than anything?? Something / technically have the right to give them...?"

Persephone: ".................................. Your throne."

Peasley: "What-?"

Popple: "Oh no... Peasley, you've doomed us all!"

Peasley: "How???"

Peasley: "......... Is that a bad thing?"

Persephone: "YES, OF COURSE IT'S BAD!!!"

Popple: "We need to call Haru immediately!"

Persephone: "Service still isn't working..."

Peasley: "What are we supposed to do, then? Just brace for the worst?? I mean, how can-"

*Knock knock*

Persephone: "And... And I don't want to hurt Peasley! I feel like anything I do will upset him one way or another... He doesn't understand..."

Haru: "Well... Let me talk to him. I'll fix this."

Fawful: "Aw, how sweet... You know, we'd love to stick around, but it doesn't seem like your mother will keep us much longer...Such a shame. We really like you! And. Well, you seem like a nice kid...

Though, it WOULD be pretty neat if you were to pay us back for all those gifts..."

Peasley: "With money...?? But I thought-"

Cackletta: "No, no, not with such a meaningless thing... We were hoping you could repay us in a way just as meaningful as our presents!"

Peasley: "Uh... I could try to convince my mom to let you stay here longer...?"

Fawful: "Ehhhh..."

Peasley: :( "What do you want?? I don't want to seem entitled...! Whatever you guys want in return, I'll do it! Anything you want!!"

Cackletta: "Anything, you say~? Well-"

Persephone: "Peasley, your father wants to speak with you!" *Hands him her phone*

Peasley: "Wha-......... It says we lost connection." *Gives the phone back*

Persephone: "... Ugh. I'll go reset the router..."

Cackletta: "Anywaaays! You said you'd do anything to make your favorite auntie and uncle in the world happy~?"

Peasley: "Yep!"

Cackletta: *Pulls out a paper* "Well... We'd like you to sign this."

Peasley: ? "What is it?"

Peasley E. Bean ✍️

Cackletta: "Thank you, sweetheart... Welp, your mother is definitely about to kick us out any minute, so we might as well be on our way now! See ya later, kid!"

Peasley: "Oh- Okay, bye!!!"

Fawful: "Beat it, pipsqueak."

Popple: "... What?"

Cackletta: "He said BEAT IT. We're leaving."

Popple: "Why-? I... I thought we were having fun! It's been so long, I mean-"

Cackletta: "Fun?? With YOU?? When has hanging out with our wittle baby brother EVER been fun?!?!"

Fawful: "Mm-hm. Why don't you suck your thumb and get out of our way??"

Popple: "..........................."

Cackletta: "Look, Poppy, we came here for a reason. Now we got what we wanted. There is nothing else to gain. So we will be on our way. And it'd be best if you stayed out of it. Unless, of course, you want us to give you a swirly just for old time's sake~?"

Persephone: (I can't take this crap anymore!!!)

Persephone: "..." (Aw, he looks so happy...) :[

Peasley: *Looks up* "Somethin' wrong, Mom?"

Persephone: "No, honey, it's nothing..."

Popple: *Appears out of nowhere and shoves Persephone to the ground* >:D

Fawful & Cackletta: *Snickering*

Peasley: "........." *Sits back down*

Persephone: "..." *Walks away*

Cackletta: "... Yeah, I guess so..."

Popple: "Can you pain MY nails??" :D

Fawful: "... Sure."

Popple: *Starts removing his gloves*

Cackletta: "OOOH, DO I HEAR A PIE BEING TAKEN OUT OF THE OVEN!?!?"

*They immediately get up and leave Popple*

Peasley: "Mom, did you really make a pie-??"

Persephone: "Mm-hm... I started working on it much earlier in the day..."

Peasley: "Can we have some?" :D

Fawful, Cackletta, Popple: :3

Persephone: "I suppose so..." *Sets it down*

Persephone: "..." *Smiles a bit*

Popple: "You can tell just by lookin' at her!!!"

Cackletta & Fawful: *Hysterical laughter*

Peasley: "Um. That's not ni-"

Fawful: "Her cooking skills are nowhere near as great as mine, of course."

Cackletta: "Really, I don't think there's ANY THING she's good at that we aren't better in..."

Peasley: D:< "My mom is amazing at LOTS of things!!! Like-"

Popple: "Obviously NOT considering what PIGS both his parents are!!!"

Cackletta & Fawful: *More hysterical laughter*

Peasley: "............... Y'know, I think that maybe-"

Cackletta: "Ooh! I can't believe I've forgotten!" *Pulls out a gift. It's a fidget spinner* "For you!"

Peasley: :o *Immediately distracted*

Cackletta: "You're absolutely right about that..."

Popple: "Does anybody remember the time we went to a music store?? And Persephone tried playing a flute! And it sounded so bad all the windows and glass BROKE?? Ha ha haaaaa!!!"

Persephone: (In another room) "Peasley, aren't you going to eat all this?? It's gonna get cold!!!"

Peasley: "Um! No thanks! I'm not hungry!!!"

Cackletta: "You really should go finish eating, Peasley, I'm sure your mother worked very hard on that..."

Peasley: "I-"

Peasley: *Takes a bite* "Thanks, Auntie!"

Cackletta: "Anything for you, dear~!"

Fawful: "... Hey kiddo, where is the restroom at? It was an awful long drive to get here, y'know!"

Peasley: "Right down that hall over there!"

Fawful: "Thanks!!!" *Runs off*

Popple: *Gets some food and sits down* :D

Persephone: "I'm gonna go get some emergency wine from the cellar..." *Walks off*

Persephone: "UGH!" *Storms off*

Popple: "Fawful...? What are YOU doing here??"

Fawful: "Oh? I just figured I'd pay my relatives a quick visit for the holidays."

Popple: *Gets up and walks alongside Fawful*

Fawful: (Annoyed) "Hey, y'know, Cackletta is here too, if ya wanna talk to her!"

Popple: "For real??" *Runs off*

Peasley: "Hm... I'm gonna go make sure Uncle Fawful didn't get lost..." *Leaves the room*

Popple: *Gets in Persephone's way as she walks by so she trips and falls* "WOAH!!! Easy there, sis, ya could've flattened me like a pancake!!!"

Cackletta: *Laughing her ass off*

Persephone: "..." *Just leaves*

Popple: "Watch yer step! We don't want an accidental murder on Thanksgiving!" *Peeks over to Cackletta to make sure she's still laughing* :3

Persephone: "... What's wrong, sweetheart?"

Peasley: "It's just... Really quiet around here..."

Persephone: "Oh. Yeah, I know... Believe me, I wish Mauve and Nabbit and all them could've been here, too! But that's out of our control... You know they'll attend next year! But, for now, let's just appreciate what we have. Okay?"

Peasley: "Okay..." *Sighs*

*CRASH*

Persephone: "AH WHAT THE-" D:

Peasley: "WE'RE BEING ROBBED!!!"

Cackletta: "Long time, never seen, my good fellow! Can we interest you in some gifts?? We have missed a loooooooot of birthdays and Christmases!!!" *Pulls out a boatload of gifts*

Peasley: "Wha-... I have another uncle?? And an aunt?? Mom, who are these people and why didn't you tell me about them??"

Persephone: "...... Remember how I said I never told you about your uncle Popple because he's such a... Bad influence?... These guys are worse."

Cackletta: "Besiiides, SIS, we've chaaanged! For better or for worse, I guess that's for you to decide... But may I say, your bundle of joy is ADORABLE~!!!"

Fawful: "Yes, why have you been hiding this pretty little thing from us?"

Persephone: "..............."

Fawful: "You know neither of us are capable of having progeny on our own... How could you be so cruel as to keep the only known children in our bloodline hidden from us??"

Peasley: *Has that "Oh, you poor thing" look*

Persephone: "......" *Doesn't know what to say*

"I'll be thirteen years sober next weekend!" :)

Fawful: (Is that really the worst thing she can think of?)

Peasley: "Dad does cocaine...! He still does!!"

Fawful: "Hoo-hoo, what an observant lad!!"

Persephone: "And... AND SHE-"

Peasley: "Mom, no offense, but... I think you might be being a bit... Dramatic?"

Persephone: "EXCUSE ME!?!?"

Fawful: "I'd say he's right! Phew, you need to take a chill pill!!"

"Unless, of course......"

We care about him more than you do~?"

Peasley: "............... Please, Mom? Can they stay? Just for a little while?" :(

Persephone: "... Peasley, sweetheart... I... I guess I forgot to tell you... Haru isn't coming over for Thanksgiving this year..."

Peasley: "... What? Why??"

Persephone: "Well, he has a concert to host the day before, and there's supposedly a royal conference the day after... Plus, traffic will be horrendous that entire week... It's not likely he will be able to make it to all events, so... He's staying in Beanbean this year..."

Peasley: "Oh... Well... We can still call him or video-chat that day...! Just because he's not here in person doesn't mean he isn't here at all! He can be with us without leaving the comfort of his palace!" :D

Persephone: "Aw, what a marvelous idea... I'll be sure to have that arranged." *Walks off*

Mauve: "We're going on a business trip...! There's a little thing going on in the Mushroom Kingdom that everyone in my department must attend... It's for training—Some higher-ups changed a few policies, sooo, uhhhh, yeah..."

"And... Well, look, it's not that I don't trust you guys to take care of Motley! I just don't want her to be away from me for two whole weeks."

Mauve: *Nods* "And all expenses are being paid for by my company, so we'll be able to do all the tourist-y things that I wouldn't normally be able to afford! Training aside, it's basically vacation!"

Motley: *Squeals* "I'M SO EXCITED!!!"

Peasley: "But-"

Motley & Mauve: *Walk out*

Nabbit: "I'm going to my ma's."

Peasley: "... Wait, isn't she in jail??"

Nabbit: "Yeah, but... Ya see, the jail is running this little program where the children of inmates can come in and have a lil' holiday feast with their parent. They will be under close watch by guards, and the food'll prolly be trash, but..."

Peasley: "So, is Uncle Popple going with you?"

Nabbit: "Grown-ups aren't allowed in because they could be trying to help the inmates escape... Children are too stupid to do that, apparently... He'll be dropping me off, but he can't stay."

Peasley: "So then, HE will spend Thanksgiving here at the very least?"

Nabbit: *Shrugs* "I dunno, MAYBE??"

Part 7 out of 7 ☆ ☆

Bootler: "Nonsense! I assure you, it's very important! It shall gain much jealousy and make your next birthday one to certainly be remembered!"

Bow: "Dad. I said n-"

Bootler: "Might I suggest-"

Bow: "DAAADDYYYYY DIDN'T I ASK YOU TO BUY SOME MCDONALD'S THREE HOURS AGO?! WHERE IS IT???"

Bootler: "Ah- Right away, princess...!" *Leaves*

Bow: *Sigh*

Part 6 out of 7 ☆ ☆

Hariet: "Hmm... What is your darkest secret~??"

Koopie-Koo: "I'm not telling y'all that-!!"

Hariet: "But-"

Tiny: "Maybe let's let Plessie have a turn! Hit it on me, girl. Truth."

Koopie-Koo: "My parents don't know either, actually...! I'm pan—All the boys I bring over to them are "boyfriends," but all the girls are "just friends." And, I never correct them... It's been so long, it'd be awkward to tell them NOW..."

Plessie: "Oh... Wow... That's... Very eye-opening to hear all that...!"

Melody: "I can't really contribute much, unfortunately—MY family is very open and accepting of everyone!!! So, um... What about you, Ples? OH WAIT- Sorry, I forgot you're not gay, ha ha..."

Plessie: "........................." *Looks around a bit*

Hariet: "Okay, Plessie, truth or dare!!!"

Plessie: "What-"

Hariet: "I dare you to do a back-flip!!!"

Plessie: "Uhh..."

Plessie: !!!

Bow: "If... Everyone's okay with that—I get some of you aren't really into that sorta thing or are already committed, or-"

Pretty Much Everyone: "Let's do it!!!"

Melody: "Are you ready...?"

Plessie: (Ready as I'll EVER be, baby~!!!)

"... Yeah, I guess so!"

Part 5 out of 7 ☆ ☆

Bootler: "Well, yeah. I don't want any boys at my house who will try to flirt with my daughter or her friends!"

Peasley: "I figured... So, the one gay dude gets to come... My favorite movie trope..."

Bootler: "Of course. And, I've known you for a long time, so I know you're good..."

Peasley: "... Good?"

Peasley: "...... Pardon...??"

Bootler: "You know what I'm talking about!! All them other gays are like that! And the trans and the asexual and like, grown men who identify as little girls! And indoctrination!!! You know??"

Peasley: "..................."

Bootler: "Y'know?"

Peasley: "That's... Um... Okay, well, I think I'm gonna get my sisters and leave... Thanks for-"

Bootler: *Rushes off*

Bow: "..."

Peasley: "..."

Bow: "You're not leaving, are you?"

Peasley: "Yeah."

Bow: "FUCK."

Peasley: "You were just doing it!! Treating your own dad like a servant! Have you no shame!?"

Bow: "No?? I was SAVING you!!! He was spewing bullshit, not gonna stop, and I SAVED you! After I already told you not to leave without me and you didn't listen!! You never listen!!!"

"Nobody does..."

Peasley: "Wha-... What are you even saying??"

Peasley: "......................"

Bow: "Do you think I haven't heard all the shit that you've said about me since we MET?? That I'm nothing but a whiny brat?? Why do you think I whined so much when we were kids??"

"I wanted to be your friend! I wanted to do all these things with you and have a LIFE with you! But every time I said ANYTHING, you didn't care!!! Even when I begged you, you hated me MORE!!! How do you think it made me feel, you JACK-ASS???"

"Now, you're FINALLY at my birthday party; something you could never be bothered to attend, and what do you do? Get bothered by my dad after I told you I needed to be with you when you walk by him, and now you're leaving!"

Peasley: "OH HEY- Were you guys given any cake?? Why don't we go to the store and buy some cake!! It's a waste of time if we stayed there all along and you had no cake!!!"

Motley: "YEAAAH!!" :D "CAKE! CAKE! CAKE!"

Nabbit: "And we can play some party games too, right? There was NOTHING to do there..."

Part 4 out of 7 ☆ ☆

Peeka: "Well? What is i-"

Bow: "WHY ARE YOU TWO JUST STANDING THERE?? GO GET A TRASH BAG TO CLEAN UP ALL MY WRAPPING PAPER!!!"

Bootler & Peeka: "Yes dear!!!" *Run out*

Bow: *Pulls out the shirt* "Oh, wonderful!" :D "Okay, next gift!" *Opens it and instantly sets it right on top of the shirt without even looking* "Okay, this will be my gift pile...!"

Bootler: *Returns* "Okay, we-"

Bow: "AND IS THIS ALL?? REALLY?! SURELY THERE HAS TO BE MORE!!! GO GET ME MORE PRESENTS!!! OR ELSE THIS WILL BE THE WORST BIRTHDAY EVERRRRR!!!"

Bootler: "No problemo!" *Disappears*

>Now it's time for cake!<

Bow: "VIVIAAAN CAN YOU GO GET ME A NAPKIIIN??"

Vivian: "Hm? Oh, yeah!" *Gets up*

Peeka: "How's the cake?"

Goombella: "Really good!!!"

Peeka: "... How are you eating it? You don't have hands! Are you, like, eating it with just your mouth, orrr...?"

Goombella: "Um, I-"

Bow: "GOOMBELLAAA, I WANT YOU TO GO CHECK THE TV AND MAKE SURE IT'S OFF!!!"

Goombella: "Right away!" *Zooms out*

Peeka: "I'm so sorry I couldn't get you a decent dress, dear..."

Bow: "YOU ARE THE WORST MOM EVER!!! NOW MY FRIENDS WON'T GET TO SEE ME IN ANYTHING COOL!!! NOW WE HAVE TO GO STRAIGHT TO PAJAMAS!!! THANKS A LOT!!!"

Peeka: "I promise better for next year!" *Runs*

Bow: *Shakes her head* "Alright, PJ time!!!"

Bow: "Peasley, wait! Gimmie a sec and I'll go with you!!!"

Peasley: "I... Don't need you to come with me(?)"

Bow: "You do- Just let me-"

Peasley: *Starts walking out*

Bow: "PEASLEEEYYY WAAAIT!!! I TOLD YOU TO WAAAAAIT!!!"

Peasley: *Gone*

Part 3 of 7 ☆ ☆

Goombella: "You know she's the villain, right!?"

Vivian: "Mm-hm. But. Like. She's cute. And I could probably fix her."

Tiny: "That's fair—I mean, Cruella de Ville is probably one of the most VILE beings to appear on a movie screen, but regardless. SMAAASH."

Koopie-Koo: "Cruella? Really? I think Anita and Roger are FAR more attractive!!! Oh, what I wouldn't give to be in a poly relationship with those two and raise all the cute little puppies~!"

Bow: "Back to this movie... Thoughts on Judy?"

Melody: "Eh. Pass. HER MOM, HOWEVER-"

Hariet: "I think he's attractive, too!" :D

Melody: "Plessie, you've been pretty quiet...! Who would you wanna go out on a date with?"

Plessie: *Freezes up* "Ummm... Nick, I guess?"

Melody: "I figured you'd say that-"

Koopie-Koo: "What do you expect?! He IS hot!!"

Plessie: "........." :3

Hariet: "... What about... The sloth dude...?"

Everyone: "....................."

Part 2 of 7 ☆ ☆

Bow: "So, which one of you losers is gonna challenge me to Turbo Monster Racers IV??"

Tiny: "Ooh! Me!"

Koopie-Koo: "I'll play whoever wins!!"

Melody: "... Y'know, I think videogames are kinda dumb... Like... I dunno... What do you think, Ples?"

Plessie: (Oh!!!) "I, uh... Ummmm..."

Melody: "Like, I watch my little brothers play! It looks fun, but / always mess it up somehow..."

Plessie: "I could teach you how to play...!!"

Melody: "Eh, Bow's already tried to teach me several times... That's sweet of you to offer, though! Y'know, I think it'd be fun to watch you go up against Koopie-Koo! You up for it?"

Plessie: "Sure!!! If that's what you wanna see...!"

Tiny: "Hehe, I win!!!"

Bow: "Aw, bummer... Welp, here ya go, Koopie!" *Hands her the controller*

Peasley: "... Wha-"

Koopie-Koo: "Yippee!!!"

Plessie: "Hey, um! I'd like to go against whoever wins the next round!!"

Koopie-Koo & Tiny, at the same time: "Which will, of course, be me~!"

Plessie: *Giggles*

Bow: "DAAADDYYYYY, I LOOOOOST!!! THIS GAME IS RIGGED!! THE WHOLE TV IS RIGGED!!! GO BUY ME A NEW ONE!!!"

Bootler: "Certainly...!" *Instantly leaves*

Peasley: *Looks annoyed*

Peeka: "Sweetie!! Look what mommy got for you!" *Has a sparkly yellow dress*

Bow: "EW!! I HATE THAT COLOR!!! AND THERE IS NO RED!!! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO WEAR THAT?? TAKE IT BACK!!!"

Peeka: "Right away!!!" *Rushes out*

Peasley: *Looks SUPER annoyed*

Tiny: "For real? Sweet! Thanks, Dawg! Okay, Kozey, I am NOT going easy on you this time!!"

Koopie-Koo: "Yes you will-"

Tiny: "Yeah, I probably will-"

Plessie: "..." *Listening* "... Um. This may be a weird question, but... By chance, are you two-"

Koopie-Koo: "You can play after us! It's me versus my girlfriend right now!" :3

Hariet: "Fine. I didn't wanna play anyways!!!" *Dramatically walks away*

Tiny: "... Uh... What were you gonna ask, Ples?"

Plessie: "You already answered it...!"