The Koopalings And Stuffs

Rango: "... What do you mean? Is everything okay?"

Spewart: "... Yeahh...... I'm fine..."

Rango: "......" :( *Squeak*

Roy: "Spewart!! What do you want?"

Spewart: "I'll just have whatever you're having..."

Roy: "... It's ice-cream. Are you sure?"

Spewart: "I don't care."

Iggy: "Damn, Roy, you should really eat with your mouth closed. You're getting white cream all over your face!"

Spewart: -!

Iggy: "Either spit it or swallow it—Ya can't do both! I've learned from experience~"

Roy: "IGGY!!!"

Roy: "... Ya really think so?"

Spewart: "Yeah!" *Snickering*

Iggy: "..." *Smirks* "Y'knooow, sex is a lot like math! You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide your legs a pray we don't multiply~" ;3

(All text in this post should be in French, but has been translated for viewer convenience)

Aubergine: "See, T, I told you he'd be here!!!"

Tige: "Wow... I don't even know what to ask you... Just. What's it like living here???"

Peasley: "Good-! It's very nice... How are things back home?"

Aubergine: "Just fine... But it's never the same without you... Though, we DO have a new friend in our group-! He says he was close with you... Though, he's not here with us right now..."

Tige: "BY THE WAY- Are you still with Pine? Did you make long-distance work...?"

Tige: "AUBERGINE!!!"

Aubergine: "What? You didn't like Pine either! Nobody did! I'm very happy to see Peasley has moved on. And his new partner seems lovely."

Tige: *Shaking his head*

Peasley: "..." *Looks around* "Where's Fraise?"

Tige: "She actually goes by Cerise, now! But she's riiiight... There!" *Points*

Peasley: "... Sometimes I forget how tall the women of our species are." *Snickers*

Aubergine: *Laughs in short beta male*

Tige: "OOH, we should give you our numbers!"

Peasley: "Please do-!"

DLHS, Volleyball Game

Peasley: "I'm gonna go to the guest side and see if I can find anyone... Girls, behave!!!"

Nabbit, Mimi, & Motley: "We won't!" :3

Rango: *Snickers*

Iggy: "... Yeah, sure!" *Sits down and starts playing games on his phone instead*

Topper: "..." (Did he listen because Rango's watching, or...?? Eh, who cares-)

Tiny: "Seems like your "BF" stopped watching."

Vivian: *Snickers*

Hariet: >:<

Roy: "... Stitches, do you want to step outside for a bit? You... Don't look so good..."

Spewart: "I wouldn't mind that..."

Topper: "... Oh shit."

Rango: "Ah crap." :(

Ludwig: "... So." *Sits down on a bench* "What happened with Rango? Was he maybe trying to tickle you...? Or, just, you couldn't make it to the restroom in time? I want to know so we can try to prevent this from happening again later..."

Lemmy:

Ludwig: "I know you're upset, but I need you to answer me... This is important."

Lemmy:

Ludwig: "Lemony Alexander Koopa!!!"

Lemmy:

Ludwig: "......"

Ludwig: "Put up three fingers if you... Like Motley. And put up five if you REALLY like her!"

Lemmy: "..." *Puts up five fingers*

Ludwig: *Giggles* "Wonderful!"

Jr: *Walks out* "Ooh, are we playing a game??"

Ludwig: "I... Wouldn't call it that, necessarily..." *Moves his own hands around*

Lemmy: "...... What does that mean?"

Ludwig: "It's sign language! And it means let's go home now."

Topper: "Y'know- I'm with ya on that. SCA has QUITE the reputation when it comes to sports! I don't think DLHS has beat them in ANYTHING in over sixty years! You stood no chance!"

Hariet: "What-?... NO! I meant my good luck charm wasn't there! THAT'S why we failed!!!"

Rango: "... Wha-"

Hariet: "But it's fine. Tonight was a fluke! I'll have luck at my NEXT game and we'll win and everything will go back to how it should be!"

Rango: "...... I suppose that's a good attitude to have about it...? You'll get 'em next time!!" :D

Hariet: "Ya know. The girl~?"

Spewart: "... Oh." *Smiles a bit* "A friend."

Hariet: *Giggles* "I'm glad you're making friends. It's been quite a while~..."

Spewart: "What-?... Eh nevermind. We're home!"

Roy: *Cough* "Hariet, listen." *Wheeze* "I am VERY sick right now, and am in NO position to be going to a public event." *Sniffle* "Nor am I in the position to listen to you nag at me for half an hour- *Sneezes* I am TRYING to SLEEP!!!"

Hariet: >:( "...... Sorry, sweetie-pie! I hope you feel better! It would just, make me REALLY happy for you to come to my next game..." :< "But I didn't mean to bother you. I sowwy."

Roy: "............" *Cough* "It's fine..." *Sighs*

Hariet: "OH YEAH- Next time you see Spewart, be sure to congratulate him!!!"

Roy: "Why-?" *Sniffle*

Hariet: "He got a girlfrieeeeeeend~! Hehehe, I'm so happy for him! Welp, sleep soundly, babe!!"

Roy: "WHAT-??"

Hariet: *Hangs up*

Spewart: "My boyfriend didn't feel good... But he NORMALLY attends these games with me-! Where is yours?"

Kylie: "He got suspended."

Spewart: "WHA- What did he do??"

Kylie: "For bein' too CUTE!!!" *Hysterical laughing* "I'm just messing around... He just doesn't like these sorta events... They overwhelm him and make him freak out..."

Spewart: "Oh- Aw. Poor thing." :<

Kylie: "Yeahhh... But don't worry, I assure you, I take GREAT care of him when he gets all frightened! He's such a cutie- Man I love my boyfriend so much- I want to turn him into a bracelet so I can keep him on me at all times."

Spewart: "Well- I don't know about THAT... But maybe I can make you a bracelet with a picture of him ON it or something?"

Kylie: :0 "That'd be DOOOOOOPE!!!"

Ludwig: "Mm-hm! That-... Oh, hi, Rango! The little ones are behaving, aren't they?"

Rango: "... I think I broke one of them..." :{

Ludwig: "What-?"

Ludwig: "Ummm, Rango, don't worry about it-! This sorta thing isn't too uncommon—I think I'm just gonna take the kids home, and it's all gonna be okay!!!"

Rango: "Alright...! Have a good night, Jr!"

Jr: "You too, Rango!" :D

Rango: "And you, Lemmy!"

Lemmy:

Rango: :(

Topper: "... So, have you not been watching the game, then?"

Rango: "No-! Have you?"

Topper: "Not really- We walked out a while ago!"

Rango: "Well, I bet it's almost over! What do you think the score is??"

Rango: "You're not in trouble... I hope you know that, Lemmy... Let's just get you cleaned up!"

Lemmy:

Rango: "Accidents happen to everyone! Y'know? Even / have them sometimes! Quite a lot, actually-" *Chuckles softly* "And that's okay!!!"

Lemmy:

Jr: "Wait- You DO?? But I thought... Minus Ludwig, that sorta thing doesn't happen to big kids and grown-ups...?"

Rango: "Well, I-I mean, I kinda have a medical condition that causes it- I told you about that!! Some other grown-ups have problems, too- But even if they dooon't, it's still perfectly fine!!!"

Jr: :0

Jr: "Lemmy, say yes!!! ICE-CREAM!!!!!"

Lemmy:

Jr: :[

Rango: "Please, say ANYTHING, kiddo... Just nod your head!!! That's all ya gotta do!!!"

Lemmy:

Rango: "...... Are you SURE this is normal??"

Jr: "Yes! He does it all the time!!!"

Rango: "Then how do you make it stop?!"

Jr: *Shrugs*

Lemmy:

Topper: "... Are you... Not able to speak...?"

Ludwig: "..............." *Nods*

Topper: "Hey, that's fine! Take your time."

Ludwig: "......" *Thinking*

Topper: "Me? Oh, um... I knew a bit already from an old foster family of mine, but... A few months ago, something happened, and it encouraged me to learn more! Uh, how 'bout you? Is one of your siblings hard of hearing...?"

Topper: "Ah. So, SHE taught you."

Ludwig: *Shakes his head* 'She went deaf but never learned it. We couldn't understand her. She couldn't understand us. I'm learning so if me or someone else goes deaf, I can still communicate and understand them'

Topper: "......... Oh." :(

Ludwig: 'She couldn't hear or speak to anybody for almost two years. Then she died'

Ludwig: "..." *Hugs back* "... Thank you..."

Topper: ! "Y-Ya got your voice back...!"

Ludwig: *Nods* "..." *Starts to purr softly*

Rango: "Lemmy, are you sure you don't want a turn? This game is reeeeally fun!!!" :D

Lemmy:

Rango: "... Jr, does he normally do that?"

Jr: "Do what?"

Rango: "Not... Talk?"

Jr: "Ah- Yeah. When he's embarrassed."

Jr: "... I'm not sure if that's helping..."

Rango: "Eh... Okay, back to I Spy! Maybe let's try I Hear...? We've been standing here so long, I think we already spotted everything!"

Jr: "Alrighy! You go!"

Rango: "I hear, with my fluffy ear, somethiiing..."

Jr: "What's that sound-??"

Rango: "What the-!!" *Looks around the area*

*Turns around and looks into the crowd*

(Mm... Wait... Where's Roy-?? I mean, I didn't invite him, but... He's still my boyfriend, right!?)

*Turns back around*

(I... Maybe that's why this game is going so bad?! Roy brings me good luck!! I've won every single game he attended, and now I suck!!!)

"... Hm..." *Looks into the crowd one more time*

Vivian: "PAY ATTENTION!!!"

Ludwig: "Heavens, it's getting quite crowded!"

Topper: "Yep. ... That's not a problem, is it?"

Ludwig: "NO!!! N-No, I'm okay...! I promise!" :3

*The crowd starts going apeshit*

Ludwig: *YELP*

Topper: "Okay, yep, I think maybe we should take a break. Maybe we can go get some concessions or go for a quick walk around the building so you can calm down, and then we come back and try again! Alright?"

Ludwig: "......................."

Topper: "Alriiight?"

Ludwig: "............."

Topper "Ludzy...?"

Ludwig: *Not responding*

Topper: (What the fuck am I supposed to do??)

Ludwig: *Hyperventilating*

Topper: (Maybe I can try to... Just. PUSH him outside?? Or...) *Looking at his hands* (No, I can't do that- So what do I......)

!!!

(I guess it's worth a shot...)

Rango: "But that's okay...! We're big boys! We can wait! Right? Lemmy? Jr?"

Jr: "I can...!"

Lemmy:

Rango: "... HEYYY, I know a game to help us pass the time!!! Let's play I Spy!!!"

Jr: "Ooh, okay!! Hmmm... I spy with my little eye, something... Silver!"

Rango: "Hm... Is iiiittt... That water fountain?"

Jr: "YEAH!!! Lemmy, do you want a turn?"

Lemmy:

Jr: "... Okay, Rango, you go!"

Rango: "Okie-dokie!!! I spy with my little eye..."

???: *Sighs, sad*

Spewart: ! "Excuse me, are you alright?"

???: "Hm? Oh, yeah. Just bored." :/ "My friend said she was gonna go buy me a cheesy pretzel, but I think she ran off with her dumb boyfriend instead. Sooo, that's frickin' great. SHE DROVE ME HERE- I DON'T EVEN LIKE VOLLEYBALL- THE AUDACITY OF THAT B- Oh sorry, I'm yapping to a complete stranger! Oops! Heh!!!"

Spewart: "I don't mind-! Is it alright if I sit here?"

???: "Go ahead!!! It's not like I own the place!"

Spewart: "Cool...! So, umm... What's going on? Why are you here if you don't like the game?"

Kylie: "I'm here for my friend's sister!" *Points at a random goomba* "Of cooourse, my friend wants me to go to ALL her friends and family's events, but can't be bothered to stick with me through it. Typical. Ugh. Et toi?"

Spewart: "I'm here for my own sister!" *Points at Hariet* "She... Isn't very nice. But she's much LESS nice when we don't do what she wants..."

Kylie: "I HEAR THAT!!! Should we boo at them?"

Spewart: "No, no-! Then we'll get a ball flying at us and crushing our skulls!"

Kylie: "Eh, I got enough brain damage. Hehe."

Spewart: "AH-"

Kylie: "WhoopsIyelledtooloud- But I just realized! You're the kid who's always doodling My Little Ponies on your papers!"

Spewart: "Um y-yeah...!"

Kylie: "Well it's better than what I draw-" *Pulls out some homework covered in dick drawings*

Spewart: !! "... So, what show are those from-"

Spewart: "Jeez, Sis is not doing so well today..."

Ludwig: "Huh-?"

Spewart: "I said-"

Topper: "We're not really watching the game..."

Spewart: "Oh."

Ludwig: "What was it you were saying about The Sound of Music?"

Topper: "Oh yeah—In real life, there was actually ten kids! Not seven! And did you know that the dude who played Captain von Trapp didn't even LIKE the movie?? He called it 'Sound of Mucus.'"

Ludwig: *Snickering* "Oh my heavens, I didn't! I love that movie so much—Did YOU know that-"

Spewart: *Grrrooooooooaaannn*

Jr: "Lemmy has to go to the bathroom..."

Rango: "Oh? Um. Alright!! And...?"

Jr: "Well- he's not going to go! He's embarrassed!" :(

Rango: "... How do you know??"

Jr: "I just do! That's how he is! And I don't want him to have an accident so please do something!!!"

Rango: "Okay-! Uh... Hmm..."

Tiny: "Holy shit—A LOT of people just came in!"

Vivian: "Didn't you hear? There was a car crash down-town! That probably delayed a lot of traffic... So, people are only JUST arriving!"

Tiny: "Ohhhh, that makes sense!"

Ludwig: "I mean, I've gotten Cь and E# in some pieces, but never an Fь-... Aw, Spewart, I forgot you were here! I'm so sorry!! I don't mean to be ignoring you!!!" :(

Spewart: "Hm? Oh, it's fine..."

Topper: "... You can join our conversation if you want!!"

Spewart: "No no, really! I don't understand anything about cooking anyways."

Topper: ? "... We're talking about music!"

Spewart: "... Which just proves my point."

Rango: "We're back!" :3

Ludwig: "GOODNESS GRACIOUS- You two better have said thank you for all that!!!"

Lemmy: "Of course we did!" *Munch*

Ludwig: *In shock* "Rango, do you want me to pay you back for all that-??"

Rango: "No? I didn't get a summer job for nothin'! Do YOU want anything?"

Ludwig: "Nope- I brought snacks from home!" *Pulls out a packet of carrot sticks* :3

Rango: "I have diabetes! It's-... Actually, you're probably too young to care..."

Lemmy: "I think a character from a book I like has diabetes! But they never explain what it is..."

Jr: *Nods* "What's diabetes like?"

Rango: "... Well you see..."

Topper: "I wonder when the game is gonna sta-"

Topper: "... You okay?"

Ludwig: "Mm-hm..."

Topper: "Promise?"

☆ Volleyball 🏐 Part 1/9

>At DLHS gymnasium, evening, before the game starts<

*The gym door opens*

Rango: ! "Guys, look! The Koopas are here!"

Spewart & Topper: "Yay!"

Topper: "What are YOU doing here?? I thought you... Uh... Like, couldn't handle these sorta things? Remember last year?"

Ludwig: "I do! But... I'm feeling brave! I won't let the noise bother me this time!!! Plus, I'm here to be supportive and hang with my friends!!" :D

Topper: "Ah. Well, whatever you say...!"

Spewart: "Where is Roy?"

Ludwig: "He couldn't make it—Wasn't feeling very good... The poor thing... But I'm sure he'll come to the next one!"

Spewart: (FUCK.) "Aw, that's fine!"

Rango: "Oooh, okay! Hey, do you two want concessions?? Let's go get some popcorn or sodas or something!!!"

Lemmy & Jr: "YAY!!!"

>After the game (Hariet's team won)<

Hariet: "I'll go first!! Listen, this game has gone well. Like, REALLY well!! Much better than any of our other dates have been! I think that's the universe's way of telling us that we should stay together after all!! So now all of our future dates are gonna be PERFECT, I bet!! I can't wait to go out again!!"

Roy: "Uh... Hariet. Sweetheart. Listen. Me and Spewart are-"

Roy: "IGGY???"

Hariet: "Have you been in there the whole game...?"

Roy: "What's wrong, dude??"

Iggy: "RANGO'S MAD AT ME I THINK AND I DON'T KNOW WHY HE JUST LEFT AND I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I DID WRONG I THINK HE HATES ME BUT I LOVE HIM AND I DON'T WANT HIM TO LEAVE ME BUT I THINK HE'S GONNA BREAK UP WITH ME AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN PEOPLE YELL AT ME AND I'M SCARED LIKE WHAT IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH ME ANYMORE I'VE NEVER HAD A PARTNER BE MAD AT ME I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO-"

Hariet: "Jeez, I'm sure whatever he said wasn't that bad!!!"

Roy: "Just breathe, little dude!! You're probably really tired... Let's get you to bed!!! The best thing to do when you're stressed is to sleep before you take action."

Iggy: "I AM NOT A CHILD YOU CAN'T JUST PUT ME TO BED LIKE A CHILD-"

Roy: "Shhhh... Breathe..."

Iggy: *Screaming*

Spewart: *Walks out* "I-... Um. What's happening out here??"

Roy: "Iggy's having a bit of a... Melt-down, I guess?? We gotta get home... I'm sorry... Goodnight, you two!!"

Spewart: "Oh... Goodnight...!!"

Hariet: "G'night!! I guess you'll have to tell me what you wanted to say some other time..."

Roy: "Yep...!"

>On the city bus<

>Meanwhile<

Rango: "How do they get those things up there? Like... With huge invisible ladders?"

Spewart: "... He's high."

Hariet: -_- "I can tell."

Rango: "I am NOT!!!"

Topper: "Even if you weren't acting like a complete TOOL, it fucking REEKS of weed in here!!! Like, worse than usual!!!"

Rango: "... Nuh-uh!"

Hariet: "The smell actually is a bit stronger than usual... How much did you smoke?? And why did you do so much??"

Rango: "I wasn't smoking!!!"

Spewart: "... Do you still like her?"

Roy: "Kinda... But not as much as I used to... The flame sorta died out, ya know? Especially after our last date, with the café back in August... I kinda assumed she gave up on me, too!!"

Spewart: "Did you two ever break up?"

Roy: "No... But I kinda assumed...! Plus, I thought that she knew about us... Or... WAIT- Are WE together??""

Spewart: "I-I don't know!!!"

Roy: "What do you mean you don't know??"

Spewart: "Even if I did want love... I-I mean... I could never be a good boyfriend!! I don't like the idea of kissing or intimacy or touching or constantly being around each other or... Sex... All of the things that normal couples do!! I could never satisfy you!! You'd probably be left feeling empty and better off with someone else..."

Spewart: "I'm sorry, but it's true, I-"

Roy: "OF COURSE you'd be a good boyfriend!!! You're so sweet and loving!! You are the BEST person I have ever met!!! Who cares if you don't wanna kiss or whatever?? I want... To be... With you."

Topper: "Hey, don't worry about it! I told you, take as much time as you need..."

Ludwig: *Sighs*

Topper: "So... What happened in there? You seem perfectly fine, then next thing I know, you're having a panic attack!! What was dat all about??"

Ludwig: "I don't know!! I THOUGHT I was fine, and then... I just felt, scared suddenly... I think... I don't know how to describe it..."

Topper: "Hm... Was it maybe the noise that bothered you?"

Ludwig: "......... Maybe...?"

Topper: "It must've been... You were surrounded by people screaming at the top of their lungs for no good reason!! And I bet as a pianist, you got sensitive ears, don'cha?"

Ludwig: "... Yeah, actually... I sorta do..."