#draft dodger rag

please interact if: you are only eighteen, you have a ruptured spleen, you always carry a purse, you've got eyes like a bat, your feet are flat, your asthma's getting worse, you ain't no fool, you're a-goin' to school, you're working in a defense plant, you've got a dislocated disc and a wracked up back, you're allergic to flowers and bugs, if when the bombshell hits you get epileptic fits, if you're addicted to a thousand drugs, you've got the weakness woes, you can't touch your toes, you can hardly reach your knees, and if the enemy came close to you you'd probably start to sneeze