#draculas

hiii just a reminder that my lesbian Gothic horror novel, Draculas, is out in paperbook format!! a squirming, parasite-filled, class-conscious 300 page book that you can now enjoy 🪱

here's a little bit about it:

At the center of the story is Helena, an awkward parasitology student whose life is abruptly derailed after a chance encounter with vampirism leaves her caught in a grotesque conspiracy involving ancient bloodlines, exploitative landlords, strange cave systems, and something buried deep within the limestone of the Earth itself.

As Helena investigates the biology behind vampirism, she discovers that vampires in this world are not supernatural aristocrats in velvet capes, but victims of an alien ecological process tied to mysterious entities known as “Flat Sallies” or “hellmouths”—living keyholes to another world. Vampirism is not a curse bestowed by dark magic, but a horrific transformation tied to blood, decay, parasitism, and the remnants of an ancient extraterrestrial ecosystem embedded within the Earth and moon.

I know they're just trying to stop random idiots climbing on it, but the total lack of explanation makes this sounds like every government warning in a horror movie ever.

And finally, the last of these random drawings from the free notepad they leave for you in the hotel room...