#draculasbook

hiii just a reminder that my lesbian Gothic horror novel, Draculas, is out in paperbook format!! a squirming, parasite-filled, class-conscious 300 page book that you can now enjoy 🪱

here's a little bit about it:

At the center of the story is Helena, an awkward parasitology student whose life is abruptly derailed after a chance encounter with vampirism leaves her caught in a grotesque conspiracy involving ancient bloodlines, exploitative landlords, strange cave systems, and something buried deep within the limestone of the Earth itself.

As Helena investigates the biology behind vampirism, she discovers that vampires in this world are not supernatural aristocrats in velvet capes, but victims of an alien ecological process tied to mysterious entities known as “Flat Sallies” or “hellmouths”—living keyholes to another world. Vampirism is not a curse bestowed by dark magic, but a horrific transformation tied to blood, decay, parasitism, and the remnants of an ancient extraterrestrial ecosystem embedded within the Earth and moon.

If you've been dwelling at the bottom of a specimen jar you might not know: my lesbian vampire novel Draculas is out in October 2025!

draculas is not a love story. it’s a parasite story. it’s a hunger story. it’s a story where the bite is both worship and insult.

if you’ve ever wanted a book that tastes like: – cold lipstick – bad science facts about flies – late rent notices – lesbianism as ritual sacrifice