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Must Love Quidditch

dracosoftie

Chapters: 30/30 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Additional Tags: Romance, HP/DM, post—hogwarts, EWE

Summary:

Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed?

 H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Excerpt:

MustLoveQuidditch has entered the room.

MustLoveQuidditch: Brilliant

IntrospectiveIntellectual: Logging directly into the room, or me, for suggesting it?

MustLoveQuidditch: Both

IntrospectiveIntellectual: I could ply you with those cheesy pick-up lines you like so much, if it would make you feel better.

IntrospectiveIntellectual: Hmm. Ooh, this is a good one.

IntrospectiveIntellectual: Did you just cast Wingardium Leviosa, or am I this happy to see you?

MustLoveQuidditch: You're killing me, Sly.

IntrospectiveIntellectual: I must have Seer blood, because I just had a vision of myself climbing naked out of your bed tomorrow.

MustLoveQuidditch: I can't believe they're getting worse … how is it possible they're getting worse?

IntrospectiveIntellectual: Do you have any magical creature blood in you? No? Do you want some?

MustLoveQuidditch: Alright, stop. That was just gross.

IntrospectiveIntellectual: Actually, that's one someone used on me last year. He was part Veela.

MustLoveQuidditch: If he was part Veela, why did he need a pick-up line at all?

IntrospectiveIntellectual: Not sure, actually. Maybe he didn't inherit the good part?

IntrospectiveIntellectual: At any rate, did I take your mind off your bad mood?

MustLoveQuidditch: You did. Spectacular job.

IntrospectiveIntellectual: Did you just want to chat, or did you want to …

MustLoveQuidditch: Don't tell me you're shy about language, Sly. I wouldn't believe it.

IntrospectiveIntellectual: I was just trying to put it delicately.

MustLoveQuidditch: Wank

IntrospectiveIntellectual: Toss off

MustLoveQuidditch: Beat off

IntrospectiveIntellectual: Club the clam

MustLoveQuidditch: Polish your broom

IntrospectiveIntellectual: Charm the snake

MustLoveQuidditch: Conjure your Patronus

IntrospectiveIntellectual: I bow down to the master. I've never heard that one before.

MustLoveQuidditch: It fits, though, doesn't it? I've got tons more.

MustLoveQuidditch: I could go on for hours.

IntrospectiveIntellectual: That's not what it seemed like a few nights ago.

MustLoveQuidditch: Ouch.

IntrospectiveIntellectual: Wounded, are you?

MustLoveQuidditch: I feel a challenge has been thrown down.

MustLoveQuidditch: I need to defend my honor.

If you or anybody else finds it I would be very grateful bc this fic has been on my mind for the longest time but I just can't find it, so thanks! ^^

1. Draco was living in hiding at Blaise’s vineyard (or similar) because he didn’t want anyone to know he had a son. (The kid may or may not have been named Scorpius.)

2. Harry fell in love with Draco but didn’t know about Draco’s son. Draco took a really long time to tell him.

3. Harry used an old wizarding law to court Draco without press interference.

4. They fooled around with charmed dildos behind a protective spell so that they didn’t touch each other too soon.

5. At the end of the courting gifts stage, Harry insisted that Draco view Harry’s pensieve memories of dying.

6. They used the most powerful bonding spell possible when they got married. Only married couples could attend because the result was known to result in sex pretty much immediately.

7. Harry made Draco head of the house of Black as a wedding present.

8. No one could come near them during the first few days of their bonding.

So basically, I remember everything and still can’t find it!! Can you help?

We believe you are looking for Must Love Quidditch (103k, E) by dracosoftie!

Summary:  Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed?

(103k, Explicit, Slow Build, meet online, Parent!Draco, formal courtship, magical bonding ceremonies, marriage, sex toys, bottomHarry)

Author: dracosoftie

Summary: Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.

Length: Chaptered

Status: Complete

Resolutions by dracosoftie

Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/257338/chapters/401734

FF.net: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/4726251/1/

Summary: Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he’s found his perfect match. Will the bond they’ve forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.