#draco hc

- “theo, baby, no, he’s trying to get you to drink. you’ve fallen for it ten times,” you would try to stop it

- of course your already waved boyfriend would hop onto the sofa and look behind it

- “god, what am i going to do with you,” you would sigh when theodore’s sprawled in your sitting room, passed out

- you would kneel down by him and rid him of his clothes so he was just in his pants

- you’d wipe him down with a warm towel and change him into his spongebob pyjamas (which you had to swear you would never tell anyone about)

- before you could stand back up to toss his dirty clothes in the laundry basket, theodore would grip onto your wrist lazily

- “hm, you’re the bestest girlfriend ever. always taking care ‘f me”

- stupidly sheepish grin and hooded eyes and all

- “bestest, you say?” you’d tease

- “yeap, i have the bestest goodest girlfriend in the whole wide world, and she’s mine. i love you”

- he’d jut his lips out in a cute pout, “kith?”

- and how could you say no to that?

DRACO

- he’d nick the finest scotch off his father’s liquor selection and bring it back to your flat

- “that’s enough, don’t you think?” you would asked when draco’s on his fourth pour

- “i don’t get drunk,” the cocky asshole would scoff

- sure enough, after downing the glass, draco was hunched on the glass dining table, leaning his head and arms against it

- “y/n…?” he’d drag your name out, “baby…?”

- you’d push the duvet off your lap with a sigh and walk into the front room to your very much drunk boyfriend

- “yes, draco?”

- “my head hurts, and the light’s too bright, make it go away” he’d wave his arm in the air to signal at the windows

- “that’s the sun, draco, i don’t think i can just ‘make it go away’”

- ‘ugh’ he’d cover his face in his hands

- you’d force him to down a glass of water and drag him into your bedroom to rest

- “where are you going?” draco would quickly sit up and look at you with puppy dog eyes when you would leave the room

- “to get you more water”

- “nuh uh, stay here,” he would pat your side of the bed

- drunk draco was a clingy draco

- “what’s the magic word draco?”

- “pleaseeeee”

- “the magic word was hippopotamus, but i’ll give in just because you’re so adorable”

- “‘m not adorable,” he’d cross his arms and frown

- “whatever you say little love”

CEDRIC

- it was christmas dinner and you and cedric were hosting

- cedric and your family came over for a roast dinner and some puddings

- you exchanged presents, hugs, and kisses and the guests had left

- you had never seen anyone gotten drunk off mulled wine, but you guess your cedric was just special that way

- he was a lightweight since he did not drink often

- “baby!” cedric would yell for you from the front room

- “huh? yea?” you’d run from the kitchen, where you had been cleaning up, and to where cedric was, worried he had gotten his drunk self hurt

- “c’mere,” he would beckon you over

- “gimme your hands,” he’d reach for your wrists which you would willingly let him have

- he would hold you wrist in one hand

- “you’re under arresht,” his drunken-lisp making you giggle

- “for what, officer?” you’d play along

- “for shtealing my heart,” cedric tried his best to put on a stern face

- “oh dear, and what is my sentence?”

- “you hav’ to giv’ me a hundred kisses right now”

- “right now?” you’d try to pull your hands away but his grip would not relent

- “yeth, or you cannot leave”

- of course you had to serve your sentence, and so you would place a peck on cedric’s lips

- “you’ve gots to count ‘em,” cedric whined

- “two,” you lean down to place a second kiss on his lips

- and so, that was how your christmas night was spent. counting the one hundred kisses you had to give your dear old boyfriend

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You knew since before dating Draco that he wasn’t fond of muggle things

You thought he would’ve come around it after dating you

He tries, he really does, and you love him for it

You tell him you need to visit muggle London as a part of your homework for muggle studies

You want to bring him with you so he can actually experience muggle things

This boy needs to be educated

“One hour, that’s all I need.”

He can’t resist you

He still spends half the morning trying to drag you back into bed

You have to take him onto the tube

“I’m not getting on that thing, can’t we just apparate instead? There’s literally no air down here, I’m breathing other people’s used air!”

You somehow manage to drag him onto the hot sweaty tube

You grab onto a pole but forget to tell him to find something to hold onto

He flies into some poor businessman as soon as the train moves who gives him the dirtiest look

Poor Draco flushes red and rests his hand on the pole, his other than pulling you closer to him by your waist

You bury your face in his chest to hide your laughter

(it’s still unbelievably hot so you regret this immediately)

Getting off the tube was another adventure “Why do I have to mind the gap? Where is that voice even coming from? Are muggles using magic?”

He looks like Harry did when he first visited Diagon Alley when you get to Camden Market

“Why are there so many people? Muggles sell the most peculiar things.”

You attempt to take a photo with him over the river

“What is that? Will it hurt?”

You have no idea how to explain a camera to him, “You should’ve taken muggle studies with me like I asked you to.”

You end up taking maybe 30 photos of Draco looking confused and wary at the camera but he’s still so cute

“oi look! It’s another wanker in a suit.”

You burst out laughing as Draco stares at the Londoner who had just shouted at him in disbelief

“Draco you can ignore him, he’s clearly a roadman.”

This was the first time you had seen him so flustered

“What’s a wanker?”

“uhhh let’s just say it’s an insult.”

“ooh is daddy’s money paying for that bird?”

Draco bless his soul, “I happen to own a fine owl! And don’t insult me again or my father will hear about this!”

You give yourself a solid 10 seconds to laugh before you pull Draco away

“How did they know I had a bird?” you didn’t have the heart to tell him they were referring to you

“Oooh they’re selling records here, let’s go in!”

You take your time browsing through vinyl’s, turning only to see Draco’s eyes fixated on the record playing player an Earth, Wind and Fire record

“There’s no magic in this at all! How do they make the music play from it? Is there an elf in this box underneath singing?”

You blush a bright red at the looks the shop keepers and other browsers give you

“I need something fried, c’mon I want churros.”

“Churros?” the word rolling off his tongue awkwardly

“You’ve never had a churro????” this poor poor child

You filmed the entire thing; putting the camera way too close to his face as he took a bite of his first churro

“Merlin this is amazing!! Why don’t we have this?”

Dragging him into a photo booth

His long legs making it extremely uncomfortable

Convincing him to do a couple funny poses with you

“Oh, I see! There’s an elf in the machine that paints you. Muggles are fantastic at using elves.”

You hit him over the head for that one

But the photos came out perfect, you give him a strip before keeping the other for yourself

You pass by a film poster for Avengers: Infinity War

“What do these people do?”

You have to awkwardly explain that they act in films (it took 20 minutes for him to understand the basics of ‘moving pictures?!’)

“I would actually die for spiderman, I mean look at Tom Holland, he’s the perfect human being.”

Jealous Draco, “me or him?”

Draco scoffs when you pick Tom

“Why would you like someone with 8 legs?”

Having to explain actors are like famous authors

Having to use Gildory Lockhart as an example

Him trying to buy you everything you so much as look at for more than 2 seconds

You do let his apparate you both back to the Malfoy manor though

He has bags filled with a million muggle things that you had not seen him pick up or pay for

“Draco, did you pay for those?!”

“What do you mean? I’ll just send an elf to pay later.”

Well. You tried your best

“Wait do you even have muggle money to give them?!”

- god he yells so damn loud whenever he opens a stinky pack

- ‘FUCK’

- ‘SUCK YOUR MUM’

- ‘SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK’

- his vocabulary of profanities span the same five words

- *throws the controller on the floor*

- “hey babe? could you go on amazon and get me a new controller?”

- “i just got you a new one last week?”

- “…i broke it”

- you obviously roll your eyes at him but hesitantly open amazon on your browser, “ps5 or xbox?”

- “xbox please and thank you”

- sometimes he’d be streaming at 2 in the morning and you’d be trying to sleep

- theodore would be cheering from scoring a goal when he’d get a whatsapp message from you

Whatsapp now

baby: shut the fuck up or you’re sleeping on the sofa tonight

- theodore would apologise to his viewers and then lower his voice, not wanting to risk having to deal with the wrath of a sleep deprived you

- ‘shit, sorry boys, the mrs is trynna sleep, i’ve gots to end stream soon’

DRACO

- now i’m going to be different with this one, and make you the streamer instead

- you’re sitting in your pink secret lab gaming chair, courtesy of your boyfriend of course, and doing a ‘just chatting stream’

- your viewers knew about draco, you having mentioned your boyfriend numerous times before, but none of them have seen what he looks like

bf face reveal, when?

- you thanked the user for the bits and read the question aloud.

- “sorry lads, no can do. big bossman draco’s got a proper job unlike your girl here, so he can’t show his face. but he’s really handsome!!! i promise you!” you chuckled.

- coincidentally, draco knocked on your door and you warned him that you were streaming before he let himself in

- your desk was adjacent to the door so draco could walk-in without being seen

- you muted your mic and looked up at draco

- “made dinner. it’s your favourite”

- he placed the plate in front of you, his hand and arm in view of your camera

- “ooh, yummy, thank you,” you cheesed, taking his hand and kissing the back of it before draco left your room, closing the door behind him, and letting you get back to streaming

did you see his watch??? bossman draco’s got Ps bro

just googled his watch and can confirm it’s worth more than my year’s rent

- “hey, i told you lot bossman draco’s a proper job.” you winked at the camera.

- “anyway, look what he made me! it’s cod and rice, everybody say thank you bossman draco.”

- chat erupted in echoes of ‘thank you’s

- “i don’t know if draco will ever do a face reveal but if you look him up he defo has a linkedin or something. just don’t be odd about it if you do, thank you!”

- draco had always been supportive of your twitch career, being your number one fan ever since your first twitch stream

- when you were starting out, and had no more than 100 viewers per stream, you would let self doubt eat you alive and worry that twitch streaming was not for you

- but of course bossman draco would never let you feel any little than amazing about yourself

- and so he would gift you 500 subs for absolutely no reason because money was expendable for that blonde donny

- all in all, you were grateful for your ceo boyfriend

CEDRIC

- oh our little minecraft player

- “chat! it’s valentine’s day soon and i’m gonna build her a giant heart and asking her to be my valentine!”

- chat erupts in awhs and whatnots while cedric grins happily

- he spends hours, and i mean hours, on the build

- “chat, you can’t tell y/n okay? it’s a surprise”

- of course chat promises to not reveal the surprise

- cedric had even muted the words ‘valentine’ and ‘y/n’ on your twitter account just so that if anyone did tweet about it, you wouldn’t see it in your timeline

- “hey y/n? come on my stream today?” cedric asked while you were having breakfast

- ‘yea, of course. what’s the occasion?’

- ‘chat says they miss you’

- cedric settled into his set up and pulled you to sit on his lap, pressing a button on his stream deck to change his starting soon banner to his intro

- ‘hi!’

- you waved to the camera and greeted the fans

- ‘chat, tell y/n how pretty she looks today’

- ‘thank you for the compliments! but i think my jumper’s really helping my look’

- you stood up so the viewers could see cedric’s mercy that you were wearing

- ‘where did you get that lovely jumper from y/n?’

- ‘cedplayz.shop.com’

- cedric placed you back into his lap as he opens mincraft and enters his world

- he put his hands over your eyes and only let go when the entire heart could be seen

- ‘awh ced’

- you’d squeeze him tightly in a hug and tell him that you’d love to be his valentine

- safe to say chat had clipped that and it was the only thing on cedric stan twitter for whole week

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