#dr legundo

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He’s just monologuing to everyone (Apo’s not there) and says something like, “I’ve killed 2,799 people! You weaklings have no idea what it’s like to have gallons of blood on your hands.”

Instead of being afraid, the majority of people just…stare at him incredulously. We’ve got;

Cleo: was forced to kill 29,000+ people

Legundo: killed thousands using poison

Pearl: hunts and has canonically killed several werewolves. She probably has a higher kill count in this au since her job is more general.

Abolish: basically same thing as Pearl

The Cryptid Crew DOES react in the way Owen wants, except the fear is very short lived because Pearl immediately throws holy water at Owen and he screeches like a cat and runs away (or maybe this is when the rooftop incident happens)

Owen is furiously confused why the majority of people don’t care about his massacre. An angstier thing to happen could be him monologuing to Cherri about watching a loved one die in fire, and Cherri just stares at him with a [sickeningly] sweet smile and tells him she’s usually the one lighting fires.

In this au I don't think Cleo's kill count is nearly as high as canon just because like. I don't think we can properly visualise that number. 29,000 divided by 80 (because v!Cleo is in her eighties) is 362.5. That divided by 52 (weeks in a year) is 6.97. v!Cleo was killing a person a day for eighty years. That is so much fucking murder holy shit. Like at that point you can't keep it under wraps. You don't have time for anything else. The Organisation in skeptic au would catch you so fucking fast due to the trail of bodies you leave behind like a huge gory snail. Soldiers in the trenches of world war one killed less often than that! Twenty-nine thousand people? That's almost a quarter of my town! Skeptic!Cleo has killed, and she's killed often, but she hasn't been forced into being a serial spree murderer for eighty years. 2,799 people is a lot of fucking people to murder. That's almost as much as 9/11. I can give Owen this one because v!Cleo killed so many people it looped back around into being anime numbers.

He does have a smaller kill count than the doctor, though. Legs poisoned water and food. That's a war crime, vsmp just happens before the Geneva Convention. Legs, unlike basically everyone else, actually grapples with the implications of what he's done - hence the alcoholism and to a certain extent Owen - and tries to process the sheer number of lives he snuffed out because he thought he had to follow orders. Owen killing two thousand eight hundred people is bad, yes, but he can still learn to be better. (Owen doesn't know how to react to the doctor accepting it, and thinks it has to be because the doctor can't imagine it. The doctor knows more about death than he does.)

Pearl and Abolish have definitely killed several people! Legally they would be serial killers; I think Pearl might even have a dozen. Looking at how Abolish tends to act, I don't think his kill count is that high. In vsmp he spent months investigating, and left having killed one person. He's not going to shoot first and ask questions later, he's going to really take his time and only kill someone who's made it totally clear death is the only way to stop them from hurting others. Exorcisms of ghosts, sure. He's killed lots of mindless creatures, but he goes for talking over violence in almost every situation. However he also doesn't care when Owen gives his speech.

I am currently learning how to draw for the first time I decided to draw some Vampires SMP characters because that has been my brainrot for a while. Anyway hope whoever sees it likes it!

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