#downstait

allow me to paint you a picture with my favorite lines from the song:

"And my father said, when I was younger,hard times breed better men."

⁽ᵗʰᶦˢ ˡᶦⁿᵉ ᵃˡˢᵒ ʳᵉᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᶜᵉˢ ᵗʰᵉ ¹⁹⁸⁵ “ᴴᵃʳᵈ ᵀᶦᵐᵉˢ” ᴰᵘˢᵗʸ ᴿʰᵒᵈᵉˢ ᵖʳᵒᵐᵒ⁾

"I am the king and you're the clown."

(🤡🤡🤡)

"Now watch me as I take my throne."

"And rule my kingdom."

He tells me that for Halloween he wants to be Elrond AND Cody Rhodes. Either those or Thorondor, King of the Eagles. Um. That’s…..a LOT, little dude. I’m not entirely sure where I’m supposed to find a giant fucking eagle costume for a FOUR YEAR OLD, so I tackle the Cody Rhodes outfit while brainstorming an Elrond outfit.

I……I may have gotten slightly carried away with his ring coat. And then proceeded to make leggings and a shirt, too. And now I may need to make myself a ring coat.

Anyway, here is my greatest creation aside from my son, a tiny American Nightmare ring coat:

DOWNSTAIT CONFIRMS THEY'RE DOING DOLPH ZIGGLERS NEW THEME FOR NJPW