#dougrattking

Bueno

Hey. Hey DDeaddly. GUESS WHO JUST GOT KISSEDD BY A DDOUG, SUCKAAAAAAAA.

*bathes self in headcanon*

its like sleeping with 3 purring cats

*Hearing that made her smile. She trusted Doug more than she trusted anyone there, and she knew he would.*

‘Lovely’ the Companion Cube quietly waits at an edge for any attention. The top of the chamber had lighted rays shining down to every half of the room, causing no part of it to be darkened. This part was more of a rejected test, since it was much too easy and had the rejected, enhanced Companion Cube. The one that could talk and move, but it had been rejected because of the way it replied. Too slow, they had said. Put it away, they had said. Vines flung through a missing panel that had fallen long before. They touched the floor of the test, then slithered their way back up the simple white walls before ending their race. Plants grew lengthy from corners, not daring to touch the cube, but trail above it and onto the vines, causing the room to look fulfilled by plant life. And there the cube sat. Waiting. It clanked off the table, sensing another presence in the room. A.. a human. It better stop, or the human might see it, and think it's a monster.. and run away, thought the cube. Although it could talk, it didn't want to disturb him until he was actually there. Then, right after he would be done speaking, it would have enough energy to talk right after him than having to wait a few minutes.

I'll get in major trouble for cutting my hair and skipping school, but honestly, I have no idea what else to do.