#deadlyjohnson

[2:17:18 AM] Deadly: except gently

[2:17:20 AM] Deadly: very gently

[2:17:26 AM] Deadly: more like cuddling than beating up actually

[2:17:30 AM] Deadly: definitely cuddling

[2:17:31 AM] Molly (or Mollu): ddeaddly

[2:17:33 AM] Deadly: bUT ANGRY CUDDLING

IT'S LIKE MY ONE KINK.

Fucking enraging: Clicking over to a chat with one of the sweetest people alive and finding out she deleted her personal account because someone was sending her death threats.

deadlyjohnson said: (if u bully claptrap and my glados notices she will come after u like a momma bear)

[ Wait, what, NO. You?! Oh c'mon! Between my plans for your pet turret and THIS guy -- getting out of this alive is going to be a chore.

Oh man I am so tagging Prune in this since she's such a GLaDley shipper. Deadly as well, since she's the GLaDOS to Prune's Wheatley. Also I'm thinking of this as android!GLaDOS and android!Wheatley.

Who cooks:

GLaDOS, but Wheatley tries to help.

Who does the laundry and other chores:

I'd love to say that she'd make him do it but in reality I think she would be too much of a perfectionist to be able to stand him getting it wrong.

How many children do they have:

Ohgod none (*blatantly ignores the whole Chibi turret thing because RPS DON'T COUNT*).

Who’s more dominant:

GLaDOS, but Wheatley does have that side to him (sexually and non-sexually). GLaDOS doesn't feel comfortable letting Wheatley get dominant for a long time, considering the potato thing.

Favorite nonsexual activity:

Baking (okay this is straight from RPs SO SUE ME).

Their favorite place to be together:

I can't see them leaving Aperture, so. Aperture.

Any traditions:

Nah, I don't have a creative answer for this.

Their “song”:

To be honest, I can't see either of them really connecting to one particular song. I do think GLaDOS deleted any record of classical music on file at Aperture, though.

What they do for each other on holidays:

Time passes strangely at Aperture, so it's hard to really know what the actual date is at any time. As such, holidays aren't usually celebrated. At one point, though, Wheatley discovers a thing called a "birthday" and throws a surprise party for GLaDOS on a random day. He gives her a frankenturret, and though she grumbles about how she thought she had gotten rid of all those abominations to science, she's secretly pleased and thanks him with a kiss.

Where did they go for their honeymoon:

I don't see them getting formally married.

Where did they first meet:

Oh, you know, just when a bunch of scientists forced him onto her brain in the hopes of taming her.

Any pets:

I think there's something in the co-op storyline about birds, so let's go with the Little Killers.

What do they fight over:

Little things. Little domestic disputes like Wheatley's incessant talking or GLaDOS's penchant for working too much. They don't talk about the big stuff because it scares them both too much.

Do they go on vacations, if so where: