"Rude."

"That's fair"

"Not again"

"Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?"

•Abbé de Coulmier •

He is completely an LGBT ally: in fact, Pitou, one of his patients, has gender dysphoria, and the Abbé lets her wear feminine clothes and act how she wants to be.

Furthermore, he could potentially fall in love with a man, he wouldn't mind if he wasn't a priest.

Nonetheless, his faith and his vow of chastity may make him feel repressed af.

As a result, he's a straight ally, but he can potentially be ✨bisexual✨ and ✨demisexual✨

•Doug Holt•

Doug is the opposite of his brother, he truly loves Pamela and would wait forever for her.

He doesn't like to push people into sex like his brother does, he can try but he lets the decision to his partner.

As a result, I think he's ✨demisexual✨, but a lil homophobic because, yk, he lives in the 50s.

•Arthur Fleck•

His mental condition makes him feel like a human waste, so I think anyone that acts kind to him gets his attention.

Arthur's sexual orientation is hard to define to me, tbh, but it is what it is.

Because of that decade, Arthur may not be actually interested into his lover's gender, but he could be a lil bit homophobic, and maybe his idea of homophobia is kinda different (maybe "if I'm gay I'm even less normal than what I am now").

Furthermore, his mind is damaged enough to not feel a particular gender.

As a result, I think Arthur may be ✨pansexual✨ or ✨demisexual✨, and ✨genderfluid✨

(I know there is a lot of demisexual, but I have this idea, make me know yours❤)

•Max California •

I have two totally opposite ideas about this punk lil bean.

The first, is that Max is a total lover, he loves sex and free love because of his work environment. He may have seen a lot, so he doesn't have any preference.

The other, is that maybe Max is a total pussy lover...

Nevertheless, I think he would appreciate having more than a stable relationship.

As a result, I think Max can be ✨pansexual✨ or a total ✨straight✨ guy. Oh, and maybe ✨polyamorous✨

•Commodus•

Y'all know that the Roman Empire was completely LGBT.

So, we all can imagine our dear Commodus as a total bisexual bean.

He's a passionate lover, he doesn't have problems with having a male or female partner.

As a result, Commodus is 100% ✨bisexual✨. Periodt.

•Joker•

At this point who cares about everything.

He prefers fuck instead of love, so who gives a shit about the partner's gender and his gender.

I don't think he's polyamorous, tho.

As a result, I think Joker is ✨pomosexual✨ (A term (not necessarily an identity) used to refer to those who reject sexuality labels or don’t identify with any of them.)

•Jimmy Emmett•

Jimmy is very young, a high schooler, so he maybe doesn't have a clear idea about his sexual orientation.

Just like Arthur, I have different ideas about this cute boo

At first, I think he is a total straight and maybe homophobic.

Then, I think that he may have homophobic parents and he's questioning, but he will never dare to come out of the closet, so he will be an eternal closeted to them.

The second one is the best for me.

Maybe Russell may accidentally tell someome what Jimmy is without consent, because he's dumb.

As a result, Jimmy is a ✨questioning closeted✨

•Theodore Twombly•

I don't have a proper idea of this cute treasure's sexual orientation.

Maybe he can be heteroflexible, who knows.

The sure thing is that he's ✨demisexual✨.

However, he always gave me ✨pansexual✨ vibes.

•Abbé de Coulmier•

ATTACK ON TITAN: After 100 years of peace, titans begin to attack a reduced population. All of this, mixed with religious and political affairs. I think everything that happens may thrill our dear priest.

DEVILMAN CRYBABY: Demons. Bible. Blood. I've said everything. Mix between violence and literature. And pornography, too. Come on, this suits him perfectly!

EVANGELION: ...I refuse to explain. Just trust me it makes sense.

•Doug Holt•

VIOLET EVERGARDEN: A woman broken by the war discovers her self feelings through her life and her job. I think that this show is perfect for a soulful man like Doug.

JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: Too long to explain, but Doug himself reminds me a JoJo character so--

ABSOLUTE DUO: Again, protection and team play, the one and only partner in life and in battles. I can't explain the anime in a nut bc I don't remember the plot.

•Arthur Fleck•

MOB PSYCHO 100: A boy who cannot control his feelings and his extremely powerful telekinesis, so he suppress everything into a numb face and an indifferent behaviour. Just perfect to me.

GURREN LAGANN: The growth of a boy and his team in a hard situation. The exaggeration in this show doesn't reduce the poetry, and I think it's perfect for him.

THE PROMISED NEVERLAND: The story follows a group of orphans in their escape plan from an orphanage after they realise a dark secret. It's perfect for our little adorable orphan man.

•Max California•

DARLING IN THE FRANXX: Okay, I have to admit that I chose this one for the ecchi content, but hey, they are teens, and they are discovering the world before the world they are living in. They are even understanding the matter of the soulmate. Idk, it suits him to me.

CELLS AT WORK BLACK: My, this anime explains what happens into the body of a smoker, alcoholic, stressed man, with erectile dysfunction and STDs. In a dramatic way. It's gore and educational, just like him!

KUZU NO HONKAI: A tangled and complicated love story.

•Commodus•

MIRAI NIKKI: People try to kill each other to conquer the title of boss of the universe or something similar, I don't remember. Like gladiators do, more or less, so our Ceasar would enjoy a lot this show!

BEASTARS: I don't know how to explain this to make sure that my choice makes sense, even bc the explanation is long and difficult. But trust me, it does make sense ;-;

JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE: I'm sorry, this anime is so wide.

•Jimmy Emmett•

ORE MONOGATARI: A cute, pure and adorable love story between teenagers. I was thinking about Jimmy at first, but there is the intense platonic love made of admiration and protection that makes me relate it to the Abbé.

TORADORA: Classic, cute and funny love story between two students of high school, I think it's just perfect for this cute teenager~

ATTACK ON TITAN JUNIOR HIGH: Attack on Titan, just that Titans and Soldiers are students, so the dramatic atmosphere is now funny and light.

•Theodore Twombly•

CELLS AT WORK: Cells at Work Black, just that the body is perfect healthy. So this is just educational.

YURI!!! ON ICE: An homosexual love growing between a professional ice skater and a naive one. Adorable like Theo.

BLEND S: A cute place where people are welcomed by maids who take the role of an anime stereotype (Tsundere, Dandere etc), just the stereotype is the opposite of their actual personality.

•Willie Gutierrez•

BLACK BUTLER: An orphan kid and his mysterious butler solve local mysteries, while their past is discovered. I see our Willie as a thriller lover. This show is not properly a thriller, but we all got the point ^^`

KAKEGURUI: An high school where gamble is the basic rule for everything. Yep, I think it's enough.

DEATH PARADE: After death, humans are either reincarnated or sent to the void. This is decided by their earthly life. Sounds fair.

Ciggies now cost over 10$/pack in New York City.

If you see this type of glass on the streets it usually only means two things:  One, A BREAK IN!  The other, AN ACCIDENT!  I scooped these glass bits up on a corner at a bad intersection by the Midtown Tunnel...I'm going with the theory that this was from an accident.