#dougblr

"Can I say something a little controversial? I think women belong in the kitchen. Atop a tiger, with their husband below them in chains, they have the collar in their hands. Ten dwarfs line the walls of the kitchen, each hour they cook a succulent meal and present it to the woman. If the woman doesn't like it, they're executed on the spot. At 8:30 exactly a scribe enters the room and asks the woman 'What are you battle plans for tonight my lord?' She's already taken over 4 countries, tonight a fifth will fall. By the end of the year, the entire world will be the dominion of the woman. THAT'S where women belong."

highlight from today's stream

If I had a nickel for every time a streamer wants to bang chat's mom, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

artists rendition of a hippo