*Strife is cooking*
Fury: Any chance that’s for me?
Strife: It’s for Death. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.
Fury: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
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*Strife is cooking*
Fury: Any chance that’s for me?
Strife: It’s for Death. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need him on my side.
Fury: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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Strife: Why are your tongues purple?
Azrael: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Death: I had a red one.
Strife: oh
Strife:
Strife: OH
War:
War: You drank each other's slushies?
Strife: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Azrael, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Strife:
Strife: fsh
I just realised, Darksiders' climbing styles are like
War: Robot slamming its fists into the wall (or Raziel from LoK)
Death: Spiderman
Strife: Dog trying to walk up a wall
Fury: ...can't be bothered
War: Someone will die.
Strife: Of fun!

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War: This is a mistake.
Strife, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
War: But not today.
Strife, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess.
Strife: Do you take constructive criticism?
Dis: I only take cash or credit.
War: I prevented a murder today.
Human: Really? How’d you do that?
War: Self control.