Mar 27, 2023
SUCH A DORK.
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SUCH A DORK.
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Harringrove trash
Okay but like image Steve and Billy as dads but like dorky dads. Mainly, Steve I think, would make a ton of dad jokes and terrible ones at that. Billy I don’t think would make them often but would still make them and laugh whenever Steve made them. Like Steve looking for his glasses, even though they are on top of his head and him putting away dishes saying “Tupperware? Tupperware? TUPPERHERE!” And stick tupperware into the tupperware draw. IDK, this has probably been done before but, I can’t find any fanfics about this so if you guys can find any let me know! I would also like to read one where Steve is just a dork making dad jokes while babysitting Dustin and the rest of the party! Thanks <3<3
The one thing I love my dad for is the way he says shrimp. He says SKRIMPS Skrimps my friends skrimps I will never know where the 'k' came from But this never fails to make me smile nor him to laugh about it Another thing I love Dad for... On my birthday I got some bubbles in a snack gift bag, and it was star wars themed And when I thought this couldn't get better I I found a glow in the dark glow stick that looked like a fairy wand Dad I thank you so much for these gifts and I still have them
Nik on a motorbike in Vietnam. So much dork dad energy.
Gaster Headcanon... hear me out
sometimes i think about the person who used to think that gaster was holding a cup of coffee and a donut when they first saw him and tbh i relate so much
it just gets better when someone makes an actual drawing
i will never look or think of gaster the same way ever again
he will always be dorky science dadster who didn’t “die” saving the underground from the core, contrary to usual headcanon
naw he died because he walked into the lab at seven in the morning, breakfast in hand and slipped on a goddamn puddle which was probably a spilled experiment
thats why his head is cracked
sans saw it all. he just cant deal with the fact that his dad did that
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I got my dad to take me to see zootopia and when I asked him his opinion on the movie his exact words were, "I liked the sloth."
My Dad Basically
I'm beginning to feel like a Dork Dad Dork Dad All my kids from the house to the car nod, car nod
My Dad: Isn't it cool that there are still dinosaurs around.
Me: Wat
My Dad: You know, like Komodo dragons and crocodiles.
Me: Those are descendants of dinosaurs not actual dinosaurs.
My Dad: Aren't they like 200 million years old?
Me: Sharks are 200 million years old. Ferns are 200 million years old. Are they dinosaurs.
My Dad: Well dinosaurs are "terrible lizards" and they are admittedly terrible lizards.
Me: ...
My Dad: *wiggles eyebrows