“You really can be so aggravating. But I’ll tell you something, that’s just what I like about you. Go on then, take this… This Divine Treasure is called the Staff of Apomyius. And with this, perhaps you won’t die too easily.
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CW: ⚠️Google Translate⚠️ because I'm not fluent in Korean. Feel free to leave a civil and polite comment if the translation is wrong, and you want to help clarify the comments.
Twitter introduced to me a poll of "most marriage-worthy and least marriage worthy" Record of Ragnarok characters, only 40 participants voted, and among the most marriage-worthy, Poseidon ranked. . .
💜SIXTH💜 tied with other characters
If you must know or don't want to visit the site, Hades ranked #1 and Qin Shi Huang ranked #2 of most marriage-worthy. I did not scroll down to the "least marriage-worthy." I did not care.
Sixth place is, honestly, fair. He's obviously not top five. Even Loki stated that Poseidon is "even less "friendly" than Odin" when Poseidon entered the arena. BUT...
Sis, you had me at the first sentence. But you lost me at the "Even if he doesn't lov–" STOP 🛑✋️. Unless this is an arranged marriage and he's forced to be with you, Poseidon is the kind of person to LOVE you and only you. Ride or die, just like his pride. Don't intertwine mythology Poseidon with Record of Ragnarok Poseidon, because the later is very much inaccurate with the mythology.
It irks me when people headcanon Poseidon as only cold, heartless, and not even "worthy of your time and love," because he is very much a giant cat. Which begs this line of questions that spew out of the recesses of my mind: Have none of you ever tried to earn a cats trust and love? Do you feel entitled to introverted people's time, space, and energy? Do you just trample around life being inconsiderate or thoughtless of the people around you? Poseidon is heavily introverted, and it's not only because he's arrogant, although that is a major factor. He was just born that way–Adamantine would attest to that. "Well actually 🤓 I'm also an introvert and a cat person, so–" Shut up. 🛑✋️ Poseidon is clearly a bigger introvert than you then.
A part of this is projecting and "kinning," if that is still a thing, Poseidon ngl. So, take what resonates and leave what does not.
To top it off, he is literally a force of nature. I don't know about you, but I very clearly use my eyes and spacial awareness to look at and observe the ocean. "Is it safe to sail? Is it unsafe to sail?" Can I snuggle into Poseidon's lap today? Or does he need his space?
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