#domobird

Duuude I’m so sorry!!! But also… You’re cosplaying roadhog???? OMFG I’m so fucking psyched about that, I cosplay junkrat!!!!!! ��

A little gift fic for the absolutely wonderful @domobird who, due to reasons that are fully my fault, I am currently an unacceptable distance away from. I hope you enjoy this, dear. It was actually really fun to write, and totally got away from me ^^”““

             Maul knows what he needs to do. He is ready. He has always known.

             Kill the Jedi.

             This is what he has been trained to do, what he has been raised to do, as far back as he can remember. He is ready.

1: Do you have a crush at the moment? I don’t think it’s exactly a crush anymore. We might as well be married, knowing each other for around 16 years, dating for 10, and living together for 8.

8: Would you date someone who's well known for cheating? Likely not. Trust is a big thing for me.

11: When you are dating someone do you believe in going on "breaks"? They aren’t ideal but we’ve done it before. I think this is something we try and avoid but we’re willing to do what we need to if the need arises.

18: What do you consider a deal breaker? I’m pretty easy going with most things. I think I require trust and patience the most. I’m also rather fond of intelligence but that isn’t much of a deal breaker unless they don’t have an open mind. Oh, and assholes. Being a decent human being is required.

21: Do you think people who have dated can stay friends? Yes, absolutely! Though it is up to the people in question if such a thing happens or not.

28: Do you think long distance relationships can work? I think my relationship is proof that they can and do. 

31: Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness? I don’t see why it should. We still love people when they have a cold or the flu. I understand it could be taxing for yourself or the partner but some things are beyond worth it.

38: Do you enjoy love films? I don’t watch many of them and even less are actually appealing to me. That isn’t to say there aren’t one or two out there I enjoy.

41: What's your imagination of a "perfect date"? Somewhere between going out and doing something you can’t do every day or staying home and playing games.

48: What's your favorite love song? I don’t really have one? Does L Bomb by Anti-Queens count?

51: Would you rather date someone who's rich but a douchebag or someone who's poor but a nice guy? Please refer to #18. Being a decent human being is required.

58: Are you the "dominant" or the "submissive" part in a relationship? I believe I am what is referred to as a “switch.” It depends on my mood.

61: Who's more important: Your partner or your family? My family is varying levels of complicated. My partner is more important but there are some family members I’d go out of my way for. Those family members are ones that wouldn’t make me choose. Family that does or would can see themselves to the inside of an operating wood chipper.

Thanks!

1: Do you have a crush at the moment? 

Unless we’re counting fictional characters, then no.

8: Would you date someone who’s well known for cheating?

I’m a big believer in second chances, so I want to say yes, but if they’ve done it a lot I would definitely be wary.

12: How many people have you ever hooked up with?

I mean, depends on how we’re defining “hooked up” but I’m gonna say zero.

22: Do you think people should date their friends? 

Yes! I mean, don’t just date your friends for laughs, but I genuinely believe the best relationships are built on solid friendships, so why wouldn’t you date your friends????

35: Could you be in a relationship without sex?

3. Do you believe in ghosts/spirits? I do.

13. Candy corn or Popcorn Balls? Is neither a choice? I never cared for candy corn as a kid and I don’t eat much popcorn unless it’s kettle corn. Y’know, the extra unhealthy stuff. So I guess if it was the right kind of popcorn ball.

23. Have you ever broken into an abandoned house or building? Technically... yes. At least it counts in my mind. I slipped into my dad’s house during the week after he died. It was one of the most uncomfortable feelings I’ve ever experienced.

33. Ever made a potion of any sort? Do crazy mixed drinks that just might rot your insides count? Because I’ve done that.