Randomness, you’ve been warned.
So, yeah, this video tagged to @bat-burrito reminded me of the time I challenged myself to (pretend to) remake Manos The Hands of Fate as a serious, non-incompetent horror film.
And if that entire sequence isn’t the perfect way to explain how my brain works, then I’ve got nothing for you.
(Manos remake highlights: Emphasis Mike as a decoy protag, with the actual plot turning out to being Margaret growing out of her vapid airhead wife persona when her daughter is threatened. Torgo remains recreated faithfully, being deliberate about him being both the most tragic and most disturbing character present. The Master eventually is shown to just be a mouthpiece of Manos; the wives having more agency than him is intentional this time. The ending is supposed to be bittersweet, that Margaret sacrificed herself but must have let Debbie escape, then gut punch.)
Now I just need to figure out a way to abridge my Tumblr dash without actually unfollowing anyone, and I might be able to have a life here again….


















