#doctopus

I'm saying that the hospital in mayview probably gets a lot of people with ribs healed crooked and burst appendixes and tons of dangerous nonsense because people in this town sometimes just don't feel pain. I bet the ambulances in Mayview don't actually see a lot of action because half the time when someone falls off somthing high they just get up and feel fine and then they have an untreated concussion for the next three years and the more I write this out the more it explains a lot.

TTYN -- Jean Daddy Slow Learner -- Viagra Boys Suffragette City -- Ty Segall and Mikal Cronin Skulls -- Misfits Bone Down -- The Frights Just Like Heaven -- Dinosaur Jr Julie Profumo -- Cleaners From Venus The Same Mistake -- Dolly Mixture You're A Million -- The Raincoats So Long April -- Loud Sun Young Americans -- David Bowie Wunnanuthr Time -- The Sun Parade L.S.D. -- Skegss ANything Could Happen -- The Clean Talk -- Lomelda Wobbegong -- Doctopus I Guess The Lord Must be in New York -- Makeout Videotape I Don't Care What Day It Is -- Killer Whale Glory, Glory -- And The Kids Headsgiving -- PORCHES.

Anyway here’s Team Max, featuring Max the leader, PK the healer, PJ the sidekick, and Lefty the team mom

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

i can’t wait for the comic to continue next year!

5. Playing with dogs all day will always be great for mental health.

YEAH!