Said she's not eating four-legged animals but still loving sweetbreads
Talked about how lame organized religion is and will raise her kids in an organized religionâorganic Kool-Aid only
Complained about not having any privacy while giving umpteenth-thousandth interview about not having privacy and how successful the lifestyle⢠blogÂŽ formerly known asÂŽ GOOPâ˘ÂŽ is
Started another sentence with "I'm not racist but..."
Reminded everyone that Apple is a lipstick lesbian, thank you very much, not one of those ugly lesbians Michael Stipe that don't know how to dress Michael Stipe
Whined how she made it all on her own (she built that)
Emphasized she's highly educated because high school was hard! So hard!
Complained that she hates Cup o'Soup but sells european gas station frozen Lean Cuisine... NOT 7-11 peasants!
Tweeted "N-ggas in Paris for real!" @ real black men in real Paris, for real!*Â
Agreed to go to pigs-r-us Spain but won't eat la jambon du oink
*Shut it down, Bitch has a hood pass from Nas! And Gene Simmons Richard Simmons Russel Simmons! For Real.
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