#dobbles

WHICH ONE OF YOU BRILLIANT BASTARDS MADE THIS?  

I know it had to originate from right here on Tumblr.  IT HAD TO.

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Tom Preston and Chris-Chan were celebrating a flabby Valentine's Day together.  Tom Preston had cooked a traced dinner and they ate at a convention table by candlelight. 

"My darling," Chris-Chan said, stroking Tom Preston's floating eyebrows, "I have something for you."  He gave a box to Tom Preston.  "It is but a fat token of my half-assed love."

Tom Preston opened the box.  Inside was a lazy fill bucket!  He gazed at it butthurtly.  Then he gazed at Chris-Chan butthurtly.  "It's lesbian," Tom Preston said.  "Come here and let me lesbian kick you."

Just then, an inflation crone sprang out of hiding and cackled went up in flames just like Dobble's career.  "Your happiness will not last!" she said in an inflated voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Chris-Chan read it.  "It's a page from a diary.  It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other inflatedly as the crone cackled some more.  Tom Preston's poorly drawn hands began to tremble.  Then Chris-Chan shrugged, pulled out a bfa in animation, and hit the crone on her Link's brown hair.  She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Tom Preston said and kissed Chris-Chan "professional artist"ly.  "This is a homo erotic Valentine's day!"

They BAAAAAWWingly burned the dairy page in the candle and never told another soul.